Timbaland
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Registered: 20th Jan 07
Location: Glasgow
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Swap garden objects around with your neighbours...Sit back with a Budweiser and watch them call each other theives.
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mattk
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Registered: 27th Feb 06
Location: St. Helens
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Spam on an internet forum....
Oh wait 
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Timbaland
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Registered: 20th Jan 07
Location: Glasgow
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Stand at the bottom of a long road with a hair dryer pointing it at passing cars, When you find one thats obviously speeding , Pull them over and tell them your not happy with there driving but you are open to bribes.
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gavin18787
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Registered: 22nd Feb 05
Location: Basildon, Essex
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quote:
Originally posted by Timbaland
Stand at the bottom of a long road with a hair dryer pointing it at passing cars, When you find one thats obviously speeding , Pull them over and tell them your not happy with there driving but you are open to bribes.
Get a high vis and your well away, people will shit themselves 
Drives supercharged Tec with torque  
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gianluigi
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Registered: 9th Mar 05
Location: Ipswich, Suffolk
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do a pony on your neigbours drive
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Paul_J
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Registered: 6th Jun 02
Location: London
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take a pic of your neighbours car from your bed room window (so your looking down at the rear of the car)...
Go out and find a speed camera and tape the image over the camera lense.
Then drive past as fast as you can! 100 mph + 
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Timbaland
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Registered: 20th Jan 07
Location: Glasgow
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Buy a 106 Gti , I heard there wild.
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Paul_J
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Registered: 6th Jun 02
Location: London
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quote:
Originally posted by Timbaland
Buy a 106 Gti , I heard there wild.
especially if you drive it without insurance
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Steve
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Registered: 30th Mar 02
Location: Worcestershire Drives: Defender
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkmaT07X3E8
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mattk
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Registered: 27th Feb 06
Location: St. Helens
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quote:
Originally posted by Paul_J
quote:
Originally posted by Timbaland
Buy a 106 Gti , I heard there wild.
especially if you drive it without insurance
Harsh
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Eck
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Registered: 17th Apr 06
Location: Lundin Links, Fife
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Repost Stephen. And @ Paul!
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Paul_J
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Registered: 6th Jun 02
Location: London
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quote:
Originally posted by mattk
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Originally posted by Paul_J
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Originally posted by Timbaland
Buy a 106 Gti , I heard there wild.
especially if you drive it without insurance
Harsh
Well he fucking mentioned the unmentionable words '106 gti' - read premium lounge, there's a whole thread about how people should Shut the fuck up about them.
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Timbaland
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Registered: 20th Jan 07
Location: Glasgow
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quote:
Originally posted by Paul_J
Well he fucking mentioned the unmentionable words '106 gti' - read premium lounge, there's a whole thread about how people should Shut the fuck up about them.
Well im not in premium so how about you go take a fuck to yourself ya fucking duck.
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Robin
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Registered: 7th Jan 04
Location: Northants Drives: Clio 182 Cup
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turn someone's shed around so the door is near the fence
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Timbaland
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Registered: 20th Jan 07
Location: Glasgow
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quote:
Originally posted by Robin
turn someone's shed around so the door is near the fence
We lifted a shed before, There not that heavy. We put it on the driveway.
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Paul_J
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Registered: 6th Jun 02
Location: London
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quote:
Originally posted by Timbaland
quote:
Originally posted by Paul_J
Well he fucking mentioned the unmentionable words '106 gti' - read premium lounge, there's a whole thread about how people should Shut the fuck up about them.
Well im not in premium so how about you go take a fuck to yourself ya fucking duck.
Don't be so fucking tight then and stop freeloading off the site.
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Timbaland
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Registered: 20th Jan 07
Location: Glasgow
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quote:
Originally posted by Paul_J
Don't be so fucking tight then and stop freeloading off the site.
Im tight because i dont want to have green writing under my name? You fail on so many levels.
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Steve
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Registered: 30th Mar 02
Location: Worcestershire Drives: Defender
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im off oot to the pub 
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Pip308
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Registered: 25th Oct 07
Location: Basingstoke Drives: Audi A4 Avant, Mk1 Caddy
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go smart tippin or panda moving, when i had a panda i used to come out of work yo find my mates had lifted it and moved it sideways across the disabled bays, lol.
Shouting "abuse!" at drunk people is quite funny, they get well confused.
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Steve
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Registered: 30th Mar 02
Location: Worcestershire Drives: Defender
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quote:
Originally posted by Steve
im off oot to the pub
back yo
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ShEp
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Registered: 9th Aug 05
Location: Dingwall, Highland
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quote:
Originally posted by Steve
i want to drive and do something, for some reason twisting the rear washer jet round and spraying the fools outside the bars is appealing to me
My mate has an Impreza winter runabout, a 2.0 sport
We have bastardised the headlamp washers to shoot straight ahead,
We shoot cars in traffic, old ladies crossing the road, twats outside bars and clubs
It's mucho fun
Fill with nitromors for the evil effect 
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Mein Herr
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Registered: 29th Jan 08
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Ok Steve. Heres what you do.
Phone a random number in the phonebook and tell them, that you are really sorry but their delivery wont be delivered tomorrow.
They will ask of course what is to be delivered tomorrow, and you reply
'The tittyferns of course'
they will then say
'tittyferns! i didnt order any titty ferns!'
To which you reply this is number 17 gladstone road isnt it?
To which they will reply no this is Number 8 margate street or whatever the fuck whatever.
Then you apologise and say Oh my goodness i cant believe the mistake i've made and you say 'To be honest you didnt sound like a tittyfern kind of guy'
And then curiousity peaked he will say
'So what is a titty fern'
and you say its a 18" double ended vibrating dildo that plays the song Like a virgin when you use it.
You then say
'Look i do have a delivery in Margate street tommorrow as it happens Number 10, could you give me directions.
Then he will give you directions....phew its getting so confusing.
NOW go to itunes and burn off a copy of 'Like a virgin' by Madonna then tomorrow evening when you see both DOWNSTAIRS lights are on, you post the disc in the door of number 10 with a note saying PLAY ME NOW URGENT.
You then phone the same number as the night before and say thank you for the directions and that you have delivered 'The Tittyfern' to its riteful owner and that he seemed well pleased with it.
Then you stand in one of the two gardens and wait.......
I think you know the rest.
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DannyB
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Registered: 6th Feb 08
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Go to a waterfall/dam and empty a few big bottles of car shampoo in, you will be amazed at how much foam it will produce.
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Mein Herr
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Registered: 29th Jan 08
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quote:
Originally posted by red_top
Go to a waterfall/dam and empty a few big bottles of car shampoo in, you will be amazed at how much foam it will produce.
Yeah! Thats actually what i meant to type.
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Pip308
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Registered: 25th Oct 07
Location: Basingstoke Drives: Audi A4 Avant, Mk1 Caddy
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we did that in a fountin, i'll c if i can find the pic
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