Ojc
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Registered: 14th Nov 00
Location: Reading: Drives : Clio 197
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Our special guest today is Bruno Teixera, coming atcha with 'Adrian Parsley'. This falls under the 'waffle waffle waffle' category.
For those of you who can't be bothered to read this all the way through, and who, in their right mind, could be fucking bothered, here is the joke (everyone else, turn away from the screen... n-n-now).
A boy smells and he is named after a herb.
Note how Bruno has cunningly hidden the 'joke' amongst a vast Congo rainforest of meaningless sentences and words, in a vain attempt to make it funny. He then goes on about Street Fighter II for a bit and rounds off his anecdote with some nifty Latin moves. Because Latin is funny.
Funny old world... *sigh*
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A remarkable young man because of three qualities;
First of all, his pallid and unhealthy complexion;
Secondly, for those of us who survived the visual onslaught, an equally unpleasant and unhealthy demeanour, proven by the fact that: Thirdly, he deliberatley and cruelly used the repugnant smell of his breath (which I remember as a vicious blend of cheese, garlic and faeces) as a weapon against friend and foe alike.
I used to think that given his array of special moves (which as well as the aforementioned include scribbling on every page of Paul Wright's new exercise book for no reason and showing no remorse) he would make a particularly formidable boss character in the SNES's StreetFighter II (more specifically, for those of you that remember, somewhere between Sagat and Vega.)
Ironically enough, though it was lost on most of us at the time, Adie shared his name with a species of herb (Petroselinum crispum) renowned in apothecarial circles for its breath-freshening properties. Funny old world...
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