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sand-eel
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24th Dec 08 at 16:48   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
He will have to travel 200 million miles
Make 822.6 deliveries per second
His sleigh would be moving at 650 miles per second, or 3000 times the speed of sound.
Sleigh would weigh 321,300 tons.

I think he is running a redtop TBH

[Edited on 24-12-2008 by sand-eel]
Wrighty
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24th Dec 08 at 16:50   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
b18 vtec slay imo
jacko198
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24th Dec 08 at 16:51   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
http://www.noradsanta.org/en/home.html
Planty02
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24th Dec 08 at 16:51   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Come on boys, Seriously. He'd need an 8valve for realiability
liamgallagher1994
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24th Dec 08 at 16:55   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Planty02
Come on boys, Seriously. He'd need an 8valve for realiability


And a Turbo the size of a small boy
Planty02
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24th Dec 08 at 16:57   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
He's also going to need about 5 million cam belts
liamgallagher1994
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quote:
Originally posted by Planty02
He's also going to need about 5 million cam belts


And 15 million Cams
Planty02
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24th Dec 08 at 17:02   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
He's going to be a busy chap
sand-eel
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24th Dec 08 at 17:06   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
He will need 20000 oil changes
Ojc
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24th Dec 08 at 17:10   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by jacko198
http://www.noradsanta.org/en/home.html



Love this
Kurt
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24th Dec 08 at 17:43   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Dont be silly, he drives a 106 GTI
sand-eel
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24th Dec 08 at 18:32   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
he wouldn't be able to handle it TBBH
Theham85
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24th Dec 08 at 18:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Santa ain't coming this year, he gets all his stuff from Woolworths and his account at Northern Rock got royally fucked
BluKoo
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Reindeer don't have engines you fools.
sand-eel
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Rudolph has a redtop though
antnee
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24th Dec 08 at 21:24   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
He couldn't have a Vtec, needs tourques for all the weight! I reakon its a derv, so he doesnt have to keep filling up
corsa_godfather
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24th Dec 08 at 21:40   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
time you think he'd do the nurburgring in?
SVM 286
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25th Dec 08 at 01:11   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by sand-eel
He will have to travel 200 million miles
Make 822.6 deliveries per second
His sleigh would be moving at 650 miles per second, or 3000 times the speed of sound.
Sleigh would weigh 321,300 tons.

I think he is running a redtop TBH


[Edited on 24-12-2008 by sand-eel]


All steel 2.4 YB on N2O and Hewland internals if you check.
SVM 286
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25th Dec 08 at 01:12   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by sand-eel
Rudolph has a redtop though
PaulW
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25th Dec 08 at 01:22   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Planty02
Come on boys, Seriously. He'd need an 8valve for realiability


I heard his tuning guru is 20valver...
mattyross
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25th Dec 08 at 01:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
rudolph the redtop reindeer

 
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