SVM 286
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I'd be on those breasts quicker than my ejaculate.
What's a chocolate turkey slap?
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James
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Originally posted by Butler
LOL Andrew trying to make out hes the big player, last time I saw a pic of you you looked like mclovin
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dan_c4rsa
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Registered: 12th Dec 06
Location: North Yorks Drives: MK3 Seat Cupra
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ITS MCMUFFIN!
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Marc
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Registered: 11th Aug 02
Location: York
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Turkey slap:
Slap her across the face with it
Chocolate turkey slap:
Slap her accross the face with it after its been up her ass
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_Allan_
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quote:
Originally posted by James
quote:
Originally posted by Butler
LOL Andrew trying to make out hes the big player, last time I saw a pic of you you looked like mclovin
 
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C2RL R
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Registered: 28th Mar 02
Location: Redcliffe, QLD
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That needs photoshoppin pronto.
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P1CK4D
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Registered: 19th Jun 06
Location: Around Essex Somewhere
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quote:
Originally posted by Butler
LOL Andrew trying to make out hes the big player, last time I saw a pic of you you looked like mclovin
Why dont he just go for fit birds? Hmmm, i Wonder...
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ChazSXi
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Registered: 26th Jan 03
Location: Waterlooville, Hampshire
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quote:
Originally posted by Andrew
Done a fat bird, she was crap and smelt a bit may i add. Oh yeah, half was through she went for a poo I just finished myself off at that point and fucked off.
Anyway, an old bird is next on my list 
[Edited on 29-12-2008 by Andrew]
the way to go....42 is my oldest 
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_Allan_
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quote:
Originally posted by Andrew
Done a fat bird, she was crap and smelt a bit may i add. Oh yeah, half was through she went for a poo I just finished myself off at that point and fucked off.
Anyway, an old bird is next on my list
Maybe she got more pleasure from the thought of stretching her ring than you in her bucket
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Ojc
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She went for a shit half way through? Says a lot about your sexual ability
Fucking hell she must have been a right honking bit of kit if she didn't care about crimping off a big steamer while you sat around naked whacking one off.
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mwg
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PMSL
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glasgow_corsa_c
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quote:
Originally posted by _Allan_
quote:
Originally posted by James
quote:
Originally posted by Butler
LOL Andrew trying to make out hes the big player, last time I saw a pic of you you looked like mclovin
chikka chikkka yeh yehhhhhhhh
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Kenzie
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Registered: 16th Sep 07
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Id have a do, for the team!
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Nath
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quote:
Originally posted by Hammer
quote:
Originally posted by Andrew
Done a fat bird, she was crap and smelt a bit may i add. Oh yeah, half was through she went for a poo I just finished myself off at that point and fucked off.
Anyway, an old bird is next on my list
[Edited on 29-12-2008 by Andrew]
You are a shite talking fucker.
The End.
Isn't he just!
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Baskey
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Registered: 31st May 06
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I'd love to seriously abuse an older bird like her
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Ellis
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Registered: 11th Sep 07
Location: Aberdeenshire
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I'd do it for the team
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mikenoncorsa
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Registered: 27th Sep 06
Location: Worcester
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Thread needs more pics before i decide TBH
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C2RL R
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Registered: 28th Mar 02
Location: Redcliffe, QLD
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I'd do it if i was drunk no doubt. Not a chance sober.
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Kenzie
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Id most probbably have a do sober.
It would feel so wrong, but I bet shes a rude 'en.
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