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Author Gaz's equilavent crap jokes to Kurts.
Gaz
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4th Jan 09 at 17:18   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
How do you make a swiss-roll?









Push him down the hill.
Hammer
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4th Jan 09 at 17:19   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Why did the Mexican push his girlfriend off a bridge?










Tequila.
Aaron
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Location: Cottingham, East Riding
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4th Jan 09 at 17:28   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
What do you do if an Irish man throws a hand grenade at you?







Pull the pin out and throw it back.
_Allan_
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4th Jan 09 at 17:31   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
How do you get Pikachu on the bus?


Poke em on
Aaron
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4th Jan 09 at 17:32   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
What do you call a Russian with 3 bollox?







Whojanick Jabollokov
stan_the_man
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Location: Perth, Western Australia
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4th Jan 09 at 17:33   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
What do you get hanging on banana trees?





Sore arms....
SVM 286
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4th Jan 09 at 21:03   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by _Allan_
How do you get Pikachu on the bus?


Poke em on
Nic Barnes
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Location: nowhere near ginger people
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4th Jan 09 at 21:04   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
whats black and rhymes with snoop?




dr dre
Ellis
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4th Jan 09 at 21:05   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
What's green and hard?







A frog with tattoos
andy1868
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Location: Burscough, Lancashire
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4th Jan 09 at 21:07   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
how do you get 100000 elephants into safeway?




you take the S out of safe and the F out of way
col
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Location: cumbria
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4th Jan 09 at 21:08   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Aaron
What do you call a Russian with 3 bollox?







Whojanick Jabollokov
AdzJohnson
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4th Jan 09 at 21:17   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
What do u call a chinese man with 1 testicle





Wot Went Wong

[Edited on 04-01-2009 by AdzJohnson]
Bonney
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4th Jan 09 at 21:19   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Where is an elephants sex organ?






In his feet, if he steps on you, you're fooked!
daymoon
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4th Jan 09 at 21:28   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Aaron

Whojanick Jabollokov


excusme, but i speak/read/write in russian and that makes no sense what so over.

0/10
Rich H
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4th Jan 09 at 21:31   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by daymoon
quote:
Originally posted by Aaron

Whojanick Jabollokov


excusme, but i speak/read/write in russian and that makes no sense what so over.

0/10


Say it out loud
Jules
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4th Jan 09 at 21:32   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
"Who'd ya nick a bollock off"
Bonney
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4th Jan 09 at 21:32   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Whats the german word for a bra?



Thiselstoppemfloppem
oceansoul
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Location: Sunbury, Surrey
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4th Jan 09 at 21:45   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by andy1868
how do you get 100000 elephants into safeway?




you take the S out of safe and the F out of way


im being blond, n well dont get it :s =[
Gaz
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4th Jan 09 at 21:49   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
take F out of way...
Aaron
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4th Jan 09 at 21:52   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by daymoon
quote:
Originally posted by Aaron

Whojanick Jabollokov


excusme, but i speak/read/write in russian and that makes no sense what so over.

0/10


Hows the view from your high horse?
Seany
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Registered: 13th Dec 06
Location: Dunfermline, Fife : Drives Astra cdti Sri
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4th Jan 09 at 21:54   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
what has 3 balls and comes from outerspace...




E.T the extra testicle
corsa_paz
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Location: Midlands
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4th Jan 09 at 21:59   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
what do u call a chinese peedo??

Fuck Em Young
Chris F
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Organiser: East Anglia
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Registered: 26th Dec 05
Location: Newmarket Drives: Escort Van 1.8
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4th Jan 09 at 22:48   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by corsa_paz
what do u call a chinese peedo??

Fuck Em Young


swill_omnibus
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4th Jan 09 at 23:14   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Two oranges walk into a bar.

One says to the other:-

"Your Round"

 
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