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Author Joke Day *contains terrible joke*
Nath
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21st Jan 09 at 13:49   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
A new Middle East crisis erupted last night as Dubai Television was refused permission to broadcast 'The Flintstones'.

A spokesman for the channel said....

'A claim was made that people in Dubai would not understand the humour, but we have heard that people in Abu Dhabi Do.'




John
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fir3vip3r
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that really is a shocker
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21st Jan 09 at 13:55   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Seriously Nath, your membership to the 'in' crowd is now under review.
Nath
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quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo
Seriously Nath, your membership to the 'in' crowd is now under review.


Didn't even know I was 'in'

But then at the same time.
Cosmo
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quote:
Originally posted by Nath
quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo
Seriously Nath, your membership to the 'in' crowd is now under review.


Didn't even know I was 'in'


The 'in' crowd is so secretive that not even its members know they are part of it.
liamC
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21st Jan 09 at 14:03   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
My mate, who lives here, when I told him that joke, replied with "Serious?"
Nath
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21st Jan 09 at 14:03   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Except for me?
Nath
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quote:
Originally posted by liamC
My mate, who lives here, when I told him that joke, replied with "Serious?"



Thats funnier than my 'joke'
corsa - gus
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21st Jan 09 at 14:05   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
How do you make your bird cry during sex?



Phone her and tell her!!

I'm easily amused
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nathy_87
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thats a good'un nath, that will go down well in our office as were doing works over there.

MatthewR
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I think thats brilliant Nath
Simon_16v
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quote:
Originally posted by corsa - gus
How do you make your bird cry during sex?



Phone her and tell her!!

I'm easily amused


Thats better

 
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