Kurt
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Why do Penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they haven't got any pockets
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Matt L
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Why do penguin jokes make penguins sound like retards?
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Kurt
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tbh there not the brightest of animals.. there black and live on white ice.. evolve ffs and turn white or learn to fly..
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Matt L
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they must be doing something right theres loads of the buggers even though they stand out like a pedo in toys r us.
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Russ
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quote: Originally posted by Kurt
tbh there not the brightest of animals.. there black and live on white ice.. evolve ffs and turn white or learn to fly..
they have elvolved, black absorbs more heat, there are very few predators that can go that far south and hunt them when there on "land" anyway so doesnt matter if they stick out...
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Kurt
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what about the polar bears
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Russ
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Arctic comes from the Greek arktikos/arktos name for the constellation bear and also means North.
polar bears live in the Arctic, not the ANTarctic.. where the penguins live.
saving the world one random fact at a time
[Edited on 22-02-2009 by Russ]
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Kurt
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I didnt think you would bite russ
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Russ
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a chance to flex my grey matter and you didnt think i would bite
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