CorsAsh
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Akabusi Sex Stories 
"swinging like Saddam on Youtube"
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CorsAsh
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http://www.corsasport.co.uk/board/viewthread.php?tid=473748
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Ben J
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Registered: 31st Jan 05
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"He looked into the bathroom and saw a mad little f**ker, big as a barrel and blind as a bat leaping up and down in some boiling water"
PMSL!!!
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Demo
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Registered: 27th Sep 01
Location: south wales Drives: astra sri ecoflex
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quote:
Originally posted by _Allan_
Maybe Peter found out about Kris?
Still makes me
Akabusi scaled the walls of the £756,000 Sussex mansion with all the stealth of a gekko on a Mallorcan shower wall. As luck would have it the window was open. He dropped in and slipped out of his dungerees and let the cool air caress his polished ebony skin.
The house was quiet. He looked into one room and saw the sleeping Peter Andre - without the wig and wax on his face he was rather beautiful. But Akabusi wasn't into arses. Not today.
He heard a noise coming from the bathroom. He ran along the landing, his giant cock swinging in the air like Saddam on Youtube. He looked into the bathroom and saw a mad little f**ker, big as a barrel and blind as a bat leaping up and down in some boiling water.
"Akabusi!" said a voice behind him. "Stop looking at my son with your cock out".
Akabusi slowly turned around and saw Katie Price in front of him - wearing nothing but a Juicy Couture camisole and the slightest glistening of her ample clunge.
As ever Akabusi's cock became harder than the Guardian cryptic and proceeded to bang her tits off as Harvey ate a bag of Prawn Cocktail crisps from the floor that Akabusi had brought just in case.
Before Akabusi left he wiped his now dying cock on Harvey's afro, bent down to the prone Jordan, who lay liked a painter's radio in the moonlight, and whispered "Awooga" in her ear and patted her on the fanny.
fucking
i am sat here pmsl
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DannyB
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quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
http://www.corsasport.co.uk/board/viewthread.php?tid=473748
OH my god, some thngs in there are making me cry
'He was so hard and tall that he worried slightly that the price of oil may be affected by his erection'
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Twiggy
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I feel sorry for the kids... then again harvey wont give a fuck like..........
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All Torque
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Registered: 17th Nov 05
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^^^ BWAAAHAHAHAHA!
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M2RTY
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i did laugh out loud at that story the first time
Awooga
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Shelly
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@ Allan!!
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JM Curdy
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Location: Stranraer, Scotland
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wasnt it john fashanu that penned awooga?
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Hammer
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LMFAO at that Akabusi story
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noshua
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lol they're both thick as pig shit, makes me laugh!
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Carl
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quote:
Originally posted by Joe
quote:
Originally posted by DannyB
Who gives a fuck, seriously?2 media attention fuck wits. Every daft twat on facebook has this as their status also, annoying to say the least.
To be fair, if you have complete morons on your Facebook thats your fault. The first person who puts it up on mine is being deleted.
Agreed.
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J da Silva
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quote:
Originally posted by Nath
Pair. Of. Wankers.
[Edited on 11-05-2009 by Nath]
Think you've just invetented the 'POW' factor.
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Hammer
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quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
http://www.corsasport.co.uk/board/viewthread.php?tid=473748
I am absolutely howling at that thread
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mattk
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Registered: 27th Feb 06
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fuck me that thread is funny!
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mattk
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He lay there looking like a chocolate drawing pin
LMAO
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dannymccann
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Location: Doddington, Lincolnshire
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Seriously Allan WTF?!
Please dont tell me you just typed out that short story
edit - seen the link, where are they from? 
[Edited on 12-05-2009 by dannymccann]
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Conway563
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Registered: 7th Jun 06
Location: Yate, Bristol
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quote:
Originally posted by Joe
quote:
Originally posted by DannyB
Who gives a fuck, seriously?2 media attention fuck wits. Every daft twat on facebook has this as their status also, annoying to say the least.
To be fair, if you have complete morons on your Facebook thats your fault. The first person who puts it up on mine is being deleted.
The only person that has mentioned it on mine so far is Phi
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Joe
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Sums up my moron theory to a tee then.
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Scotty_B
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who lay liked a painter's radio
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CORSA NUT
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Location: Wirral
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quote:
Originally posted by Demo
quote:
Originally posted by _Allan_
Maybe Peter found out about Kris?
Still makes me
Akabusi scaled the walls of the £756,000 Sussex mansion with all the stealth of a gekko on a Mallorcan shower wall. As luck would have it the window was open. He dropped in and slipped out of his dungerees and let the cool air caress his polished ebony skin.
The house was quiet. He looked into one room and saw the sleeping Peter Andre - without the wig and wax on his face he was rather beautiful. But Akabusi wasn't into arses. Not today.
He heard a noise coming from the bathroom. He ran along the landing, his giant cock swinging in the air like Saddam on Youtube. He looked into the bathroom and saw a mad little f**ker, big as a barrel and blind as a bat leaping up and down in some boiling water.
"Akabusi!" said a voice behind him. "Stop looking at my son with your cock out".
Akabusi slowly turned around and saw Katie Price in front of him - wearing nothing but a Juicy Couture camisole and the slightest glistening of her ample clunge.
As ever Akabusi's cock became harder than the Guardian cryptic and proceeded to bang her tits off as Harvey ate a bag of Prawn Cocktail crisps from the floor that Akabusi had brought just in case.
Before Akabusi left he wiped his now dying cock on Harvey's afro, bent down to the prone Jordan, who lay liked a painter's radio in the moonlight, and whispered "Awooga" in her ear and patted her on the fanny.
fucking
i am sat here pmsl
Fkin LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
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