Makarus
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Registered: 25th Jun 02
Location: Nottingham/Derbyshire Boarder.
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CLASSES FOR MEN AT OUR LOCAL LEARNING CENTER FOR ADULTS
SIGN-UP BY FEBRUARY 21TH
NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS,
EACH COURSE WILL ACCEPT A MAXIMUM OF 8 PARTICIPANTS EACH.
TOPIC 1 -
HOW TO FILL UP THE ICE CUBE TRAYS:
STEP BY STEP, WITH SLIDE PRESENTATION.
TOPIC 2 -
THE TOILET PAPER ROLL - DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?:
ROUNDTABLE DISCUSSION.
TOPIC 3 -
IS IT POSSIBLE TO URINATE USING THE TECHNIQUE OF LIFTING THE SEAT UP AND AVOIDING THE FLOOR/WALLS AND NEARBY BATHTUB?:
GROUP PRACTICE.
TOPIC 4 -
FUNDAMENTAL DIFFERENCES BETWEEN THE LAUNDRY HAMPER AND THE FLOOR: PICTURES AND EXPLANATORY GRAPHICS.
TOPIC 5 -
THE AFTER-DINNER DISHES AND SILVERWARE - CAN THEY LEVITATE AND FLY INTO
THE KITCHEN SINK?:
EXAMPLES ON VIDEO.
TOPIC 6 -
LOSS OF IDENTITY - LOSING THE REMOTE TO YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER:
HELPLINE SUPPORT AND SUPPORT GROUPS.
TOPIC 7 -
LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS, STARTING WITH LOOKING IN THE RIGHT PLACE
INSTEAD OF TURNING THE HOUSE UPSIDE DOWN WHILE SCREAMING:
OPEN FORUM.
TOPIC 8 -
HEALTH WATCH - BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH:
GRAPHICS AND AUDIO TAPE.
TOPIC 9 -
REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST:
REAL LIFE TESTIMONIALS.
TOPIC 10 -
IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?:
DRIVING SIMULATION.
TOPIC 11 -
LEARNING TO LIVE - BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN MOTHER AND WIFE:
ONLINE CLASSES AND ROLE PLAYING.
TOPIC 12 -
HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION:
RELAXATION EXERCISES,MEDITATION AND BREATHING TECHNIQUES.
TOPIC 13 -
HOW TO FIGHT CEREBRAL ATROPHY - REMEMBERING BIRTHDAYS, ANNIVERSARIES,
OTHER IMPORTANT DATES AND CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE:
CEREBRAL SHOCK THERAPY SESSIONS AND FULL LOBOTOMIES OFFERED.
UPON COMPLETION OF THE COURSE DIPLOMAS WILL BE ISSUED TO THE SURVIVORS.
I aint converting it all from CAPS - got it in an e-mail.
What ya think??
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