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BluKoo
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   12th Jun 09 at 20:03   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Just given my dad a lift down to the pub, and on my way back up i saw some guy in his mid 30's toddling down the road (as if he's only just learnt to walk). He's obviously had one too many to drink.
As i get closer, i noticed he's got a big wet patch on his crotch, so i'm guessing he's pissed himself

Nae luck having to walk down the street in broad daylight pissed as a fart and with urine soaked trousers
MarkM
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12th Jun 09 at 20:05   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Typical scot tbph
James_DT
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12th Jun 09 at 20:10   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by BluKoo
Nae luck having to walk down the street in broad daylight pissed as a fart and with urine soaked trousers

He's probably better off while he's still pissed.
It'd be worse having to do it sober the morning after.
DannyB
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12th Jun 09 at 20:17   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Suprised you didn't stop and fight him
Aaron
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quote:
Originally posted by DannyB
Suprised you didn't stop and fight him


and get beaten in the process
Hammer
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12th Jun 09 at 20:18   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by MarkM
Typical scot tbph


So true.

Beats being a coked up thug however which is a typical English cunt
mikenoncorsa
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12th Jun 09 at 20:28   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Aaron
quote:
Originally posted by DannyB
Suprised you didn't stop and fight him


and get beaten in the process


Or tell him about your Dad's RS
BarnshaW
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12th Jun 09 at 20:33   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by mikenoncorsa
quote:
Originally posted by Aaron
quote:
Originally posted by DannyB
Suprised you didn't stop and fight him


and get beaten in the process


Or tell him about your Dad's RS


or porsche
BluKoo
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12th Jun 09 at 21:08   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I can't even think of a reply to that
sand-eel
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12th Jun 09 at 21:19   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
just say, GTF ya bunch of sluts.

 
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