J4M13
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Right, iv got this kinky chick comming round next weekend and when poker popped up in conversation she jokingly said we should play strip poker! To which i obviously agreed thinking she was joking around.
Well, i was wrong and now looks like im playing it just me and her next weekend, the problem is, i dont know where to begin in playing strip poker  Iv never thought serious about it really, just know that you play cards and loser removes clothes etc etc
It seems no one that i talk to has ever actually played it. Any of you guys shed any light on rules and how you go about playing etc, im guessing you can play it with texas hold'em? Because i know that pretty well, iv searched on google but would prefer someone's personal instructions if they could.
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mattk
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Registered: 27th Feb 06
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I prefer strip poke`her
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liamC
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Skip the game and just fuck her.
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Rich H
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http://www.lmgtfy.com/?q=strip+poker+rules
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J4M13
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Oh dont worry she'll be getting poked alright, thats the whole point of me letting her come round. She just has in her head she wants to play it so im not going to bitch out
She's obviously going to lose as she doesnt know how to play.
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J4M13
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I cant view that rich as iv only got the net on my phone at the mo.
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Hammer
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Just change the game to strip snap or strip pontoons.
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Tomnova16
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do you know how to play normal poker, just basically when you lose chips you take an item of clothing off, bsically lose a hand take of clothes, make sure you wear lots of layers incase she gets beginners luck,
oh yeah when she has no more clothes left fuck her
[Edited on 08-07-2009 by Tomnova16]
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J4M13
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Strip snap would be more beneficial to me as it would be quicker than poker getting to the part where i smash the granny out of it, Hammer i like your thinking.
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J4M13
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I only know how to play texas hold'em Tom, looks like ill have to learn other poker games if we stick with the poker idea.
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ajscorsa
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just tell her your playing naked 52 card pick up, drop the cards, when she bends over to pick them up give her a surprise in her ass
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Daimo B
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WE WANT PICS
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J4M13
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Dont worry, its a mans duty to try and acquire pics of such events to show off ill try my best.
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Tommy L
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quote:
Originally posted by J4M13
I only know how to play texas hold'em Tom, looks like ill have to learn other poker games if we stick with the poker idea.
texas holdem is a form of poker. Just play that
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gez bay
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quote:
Originally posted by J4M13
I only know how to play texas hold'em Tom, looks like ill have to learn other poker games if we stick with the poker idea.
just play it as texas holdem, who ever looses takes a peice of their clothes off. simple
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Tomnova16
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^as above mate^
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Tom
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quote:
Originally posted by liamC
Skip the game and just fuck her.
Agreed, she obviously wants it so jib the game right off!
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Tommy L
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Or just so she isn't disappointed about not playing. Rig the cards to give her a better hand than yourself and you just play in your pants. You lose first hand and wham bam thank you sam, it's game over and sexytime
[Edited on 08-07-2009 by corsa_tomtom]
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Steve X16XE
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Don't you get to tell them what piece of clothing you want them to remove? So the 1st would be the bra under the clothes. All women can do this. Then get her to take her granny pants off.... if she says that's she's not wearing any then the game is pritty much over
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