Romford Astra
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Registered: 13th Aug 01
Location: Romford, Essex Drives:Honda S2000
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,
it was Wedgie Kray.
So a lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,
I thought, "That's a turtle disaster"
So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me "Can you give me a
lift?"
I said 'Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, go for it.'
So I rang up a local building firm, I said 'I want a skip outside my house.'
He said 'I'm not stopping you.
Guy goes into the doctor's. "Doc, I've got a cricket ball stuck up my backside."
"How's that?" "Don't you start"
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All terrible