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chloe16v
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What to do on an airplane when you find yourself seated next to a real jerk:

1. Take out your laptop.

2. Slowly open your laptop.

3. Turn it on.

4. Make certain your neighbour is watching.

5. Open your internet browser.

6. Close your eyes for a few moments, open them and then look up to
the sky, or the heavens if you will.

7. Breathe deeply and open the site: http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html

8. Look at the expression on your neighbour's face.
Twiggy
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that was a post from when the twin towers went down !
Kenzie
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Haha they're expression would be a picture and half!! :-p
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Lets hope the plane has wifi.
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quote:
Originally posted by loafofbrett
Lets hope the plane has wifi.


was just about to say that
Jay
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And then what?
N3CRO
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The look on their face would be priceless!
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Then get chucked through the window no doubt
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-yEWZTBQ64

I would put this on, FULL BLAST
will_doyle
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lmao

quality
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quote:
Originally posted by cb87
What to do on an airplane when you find yourself seated next to a real jerk:

1. Take out your laptop.

2. Slowly open your laptop.

3. Turn it on.

4. Make certain your neighbour is watching.

5. Open your internet browser.

6. Close your eyes for a few moments, open them and then look up to
the sky, or the heavens if you will.

7. Breathe deeply and open the site: http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html

8. Look at the expression on your neighbour's face.


TBH I would just guff a lot and annoy said person with childish actions if he was a twat, or ask to move seats.
mantamark
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I'd just eat something garlicy or spicy, wait for a hour, then let rip.
oceansoul
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wtf is with the screaming at the very end
ajscorsa
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i'd start scratching my head, alot. then say damn kids having nits. then bye bye pain in the arse
J da Silva
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"Page could not be displayed, check your internet connection."
mart08uk
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Quality!
Cosmo
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Repost, psycho sport has already posted it.
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i would use this.

http://www.meatspin.com



[Edited on 16-02-2010 by sc0ott]
Kevxx
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cosmo you brought this back from 2009
stubs
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quote:
Originally posted by Kevxx
cosmo you brought this back from 2009


I see what he did there
Cosmo
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quote:
Originally posted by Kevxx
cosmo you brought this back from 2009


[insert one of Dom's slap head pics here]
Kevxx
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school boy error..
fuck you cosmo.

 
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