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willay
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i bet joe gets first pick of all the coal miners daugters


I bet joe fucks on a first date.
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weather he has permission or not
willay
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down south we call that rape, James.
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up north they call that "my dad owns your land, now take them off"
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cosmo is the money maker round these parts. More money = more rapes.
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Is it classed as rape when the victim gets a tad moist upon entrance?
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Is it classed as rape when the victim gets a tad moist upon entrance?


absolutely not, that means they want it. Your saliva doesn't count though, that's still rape.
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Is it classed as rape when the victim gets a tad moist upon entrance?


Just remember the main rule, if she doesnt see the face than their is no case.
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depends which entrance, one or two of the possibilties would lead me to think she had a medical disorder
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quote:
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Is it classed as rape when the victim gets a tad moist upon entrance?


Just remember the main rule, if she doesnt see the face than their is no case.


hence the long hair ?
willay
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More money = more rapes.




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this is where rohypnol has its draw backs.

Yes she'll be out cold and struggle less, but at the same time she'll struggle less.
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Originally posted by Cosmo
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Is it classed as rape when the victim gets a tad moist upon entrance?


Just remember the main rule, if she doesnt see the face than their is no case.


hence the long hair ?


Ive had it all cut off
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I have long hair, this is ideal, I guess I could just tip a bit of jersey cream milk on her thatch and say to the police "She came before me officer"
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Ive had it all cut off


to avoid the photofit pictures circulating up north no doubt ?
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Ive had it all cut off


to avoid the photofit pictures circulating up north no doubt ?


Why, whats your mum said?
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his mum said you like it up the chuff while wearing a rubber suit
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his mum said you like it up the chuff while wearing a rubber suit


Yes, the bitch dressed me up and raped me
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[Edited on 20-08-2009 by jr]
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Originally posted by BluKoo
A few games of hide the sausage.

Thats all i've ever done with another CS member


Not that many up your way, will we guess which one?


Stoney?

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Originally posted by Ojc
Two?


Yes.

[Edited on 20-08-2009 by CorsAsh]
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raped trotty
rustyarchs
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ran one over and flipped him over the car
snakeboarded with a few
1 bluffed his way out a speeding ticket in my car in falkirk
go biking with one used to do wakeboarding and kickboxing with him also

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