DizzyRebel
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Registered: 2nd Jan 09
Location: Lincoln
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"He got his cock out, so i done him in the arse"
"Get busy living, or get busy dying"
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JonnyJ
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Registered: 23rd Sep 05
Location: Scotchland
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"And i got punched in the motherfucking nuts...by a guy named cock knocker"
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JM Curdy
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Registered: 20th Jan 05
Location: Stranraer, Scotland
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Hey Shooter, didnt you forget your nine iron?
Thats 2 thus far shooter
oh you can count
yeah and you can count one me waiting on you in the parking lot!
Chubbs: Back in 1965, Sports Illustrated said I was going to be the next Arnold Palmer.
Happy Gilmore: Yeah? What happened?
Chubbs: They wouldn't let me play on the Pro Tour anymore.
Happy Gilmore: Ah, I'm sorry. Because you're black?
Chubbs: Hell no! Damned alligator BIT my hand off!
Mr. Larson: Trying to reach the green from here, Shooter?
Shooter McGavin: I'm afraid that's impossible, sir.
Mr. Larson: I beg to differ. Happy Gilmore accomplished that feat no more than an hour ago
[Edited on 28-09-2009 by JM Curdy]
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nick_sri
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Registered: 5th May 09
Location: Crewe , Cheshire
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quote:
Originally posted by JonnyJ
"And i got punched in the motherfucking nuts...by a guy named cock knocker"
best film ever imo.
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Jake
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Registered: 24th Jan 05
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quote:
Originally posted by Tomnova16
thats a fucking anti aircraft gun vincent
yeh well i wanna raise some pulses dont i
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JM Curdy
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Registered: 20th Jan 05
Location: Stranraer, Scotland
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Jimmy: Get out of my face.
Chazz: I'll get inside your face.
Jimmy: I see you got fat.
Chazz: I see you still look like a fifteen year old girl, but not hot.
Jimmy: I call top.
Chazz: Sorry, I already called it in my head...
Jimmy: No, you can't do that, that doesn't count.
Chazz: Yes it does.
Chazz: No exaggeration, I could not love a human baby more then I love this brush
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JonnyJ
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Registered: 23rd Sep 05
Location: Scotchland
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"She was a hoe...for sho"
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Tom B
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Registered: 23rd May 05
Location: West Midlands
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"Your a natural aint you Tyrone.." "Course I am"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50Zbz_weDgQ
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Pip308
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Registered: 25th Oct 07
Location: Basingstoke Drives: Audi A4 Avant, Mk1 Caddy
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"how am i sposed to know what kind of "ese" you are, you slanty eye'd fuck"
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Benkid
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Registered: 16th Mar 09
Location: Wokingham
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quote:
Originally posted by pip308
"how am i sposed to know what kind of "ese" you are, you slanty eye'd fuck"
Crank 2? Watched it last night. Awesome film.
Did you see a sign outside my house that says dead nigger storage?
And do you know why there aint a sign that says dead nigger storage?
Because storing dead nigger's aint my fuckin business
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