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BluKoo

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Registered: 8th Apr 02
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16th Oct 09 at 19:05

*shamelessly stolen from PH*

Blonde ran over a mattress on the highway, decided not to worry and kept driving.

The ensuing jumble finally whipped around enough to tear a hole in the gas tank.

The subsequent lack of fuel is what finally brought her vehicle to it's knees.

She had still managed to drive 30 miles with a 60 pound tangle of stuff wrapped around her driveshaft.

She had it towed to her dealership and complained that the vehicle had "sort of a shimmy" at high speeds.

Below are the photos of what they found.

"Sort of a shimmy" I bet so!

MarkSport

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Registered: 22nd May 09
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16th Oct 09 at 19:07

WTF! How did she not know that was underneath

CorsAsh

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Location: Munich
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16th Oct 09 at 19:07

America

Jake

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16th Oct 09 at 19:16

quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
America

says it all john

Bonney

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Registered: 14th Nov 04
Location: St Helens
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16th Oct 09 at 19:16

What the hell.

Would not like the job of getting that off!

moka

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16th Oct 09 at 19:18

pahhaahahahahahaahah

CorsAsh

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Location: Munich
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16th Oct 09 at 19:19

quote:
Originally posted by jake

quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
America

says it all john

Bunnell?

Jake

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16th Oct 09 at 19:20

quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh

quote:
Originally posted by jake

quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
America

says it all john
Bunnell?

the human tangarine

CorsAsh

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16th Oct 09 at 19:20

Toss me a shotgun.

lostboy

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16th Oct 09 at 19:23

Holy fucking fuck, that is awesome lmao

Jake

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16th Oct 09 at 19:31

Brett

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16th Oct 09 at 19:34

jake

flybikeslee

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Location: Liverpool
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16th Oct 09 at 19:38

angle grinder, job done

CorsAsh

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16th Oct 09 at 19:40

quote:
Originally posted by jake

quote:
Whenever you are in a high-speed chase, it is going to be dangerous. But when you are involved in a high speed chase going 100 MPH down the wrong way of the highway, then it is really dangerous.

Jake

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16th Oct 09 at 19:47

yeh...so...mattresses

LukeS

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16th Oct 09 at 19:53

Daveskater

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Registered: 29th Apr 08
Location: Oxford, UK Drives: Jap wagon
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16th Oct 09 at 20:23

Tyre in the last pic needs changing

Numberwang!

Originally posted by AlunJ
I like you Dave, you are a man of men

Originally Whatapp'd by Neo
Dave's maybe capable of a drive-by cuddle

Look at my pictures

Twiggy

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16th Oct 09 at 21:22

Thats 1hrs work max with a gringer...

Jake

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16th Oct 09 at 21:32

pop the shaft and slide the whole lot out liek a sausage skin

All Torque

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16th Oct 09 at 22:46

Holy shitting dickfuck!

SVM 286

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17th Oct 09 at 16:53

quote:
Originally posted by jake

''These highway hoodlums and freeway fellons just can't resist PUNCHING THE GAS''

Daveskater

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Registered: 29th Apr 08
Location: Oxford, UK Drives: Jap wagon
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17th Oct 09 at 17:52

quote:
Originally posted by jake

"If you're drinking, a designated driver is a good thing. However, if they drink, it isn't."

Just saw this one and had to put it in, this is classic

"It’s like looking for an 80 mph needle in a skyscraper haystack."

[Edited on 17-10-2009 by Daveskater]

Numberwang!

Originally posted by AlunJ
I like you Dave, you are a man of men

Originally Whatapp'd by Neo
Dave's maybe capable of a drive-by cuddle

Look at my pictures

Kurt

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Registered: 23rd Oct 05
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17th Oct 09 at 18:57

there was a mattress in the road the other morning on my way to work.. im glad i didnt just run it over

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