JonnyJ
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Registered: 23rd Sep 05
Location: Scotchland
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Your dancing away, having a jolly good night in Newcastle, someone gets you some fucked up shots and then everything is a blank and you wake up in a hospital bed with heart monitor pads all over you and tubes everywhere
My mates have been piecing the missing 3 hours of my life together and in the time between having my last shot and waking up this morning i did the following:
Tried it on with every bird who came near me
Actually somehow succeeded with 2 of them, fuck knows how, they were probably munters
Got chucked out the club
Had a nap in some soil
Got dragged down the street by my mates only for my jeans to fall down
I got 2 massive bruises on my knees
Spewed in a taxi
And probably the best thing i said all night, a lass in the hospital asked me why i was in here, my reply? "I've got hiccups"
Man i wish i could remember last night
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Eck
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Registered: 17th Apr 06
Location: Lundin Links, Fife
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Good birthday night out then laddie
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Cosmo
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Registered: 29th Mar 01
Location: Im the real one!
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Fucking
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Shell
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Registered: 14th Oct 08
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Jessiesaurus you complete LOON. Hahaha, I told you the outgoing you would have an effect...although this is a bit more extreme than I anticipated!
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Ellis
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Registered: 11th Sep 07
Location: Aberdeenshire
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Good lad
We're proud of you, haven't got myself in that shape for a while
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Joe
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Registered: 20th Jun 04
Location: Hesketh Bank, Lancashire
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Nice work Jonny, happy bday mate.
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JonnyJ
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Registered: 23rd Sep 05
Location: Scotchland
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Cheers lads, it makes it all worth while knowing my irresponsibility is respected on here.
Oh and on the train journey home, i knew i was going to be sick, just as i was going to get up to go to the toilet some lad got up before me and beat me too it! Cue blind panic from me as i sprinted to the other end of the train, couldn't see i toilet so just spewed in the doorway inbetween the carriages
Some fit bird walked past while it was all mid flow too, I think secretly she liked me
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Linch
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Registered: 4th May 06
Location: Whickham, Tyne and Wear
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Thats Newcastle for you
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Matt L
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Registered: 17th Apr 06
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FLOL @ hiccups
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Whittie
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Registered: 11th Aug 06
Location: North Wales Drives: BMW, Corsa & Fiat
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Fucking Lol
Mr James.... this weekend coming?
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JonnyJ
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Registered: 23rd Sep 05
Location: Scotchland
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Maybe Mr Whitfield, see how i feel, right now the word alcohol is a swear word to me
Oh and one thing that disappointed me last night, yeah the nurses maybe saved my life and what not but is it so hard to spell my name right? IT DOESNT HAVE A FUCKING H IN IT amateurs
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Haimsey
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Registered: 8th May 05
Location: Nottingham Drives: Corsa B
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Numpty
Marcy Marc
White Sport Progress Thread
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gavin18787
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Registered: 22nd Feb 05
Location: Basildon, Essex
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Happy birthday mate
Drives supercharged Tec with torque
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Kurt
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Registered: 23rd Oct 05
Location: Hi
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this reminds me of my 17th, i necked a bottle of vodka in about 30 mins and was in bed at home by 8.30 and i still cant remember any of it..
im 22 now
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mart08uk
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Registered: 10th Jan 08
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haha always find it funny hearing about what you have done the previous night via mates Happy birthday
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gavin18787
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Registered: 22nd Feb 05
Location: Basildon, Essex
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Remember getting a phone call the morning after my 21st to say that some dirty fucker has shat in the bath at my mates flat
No one to this day has worked out who it was
Drives supercharged Tec with torque
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mark_gsi
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Registered: 1st Nov 03
Location: Peterlee/darlington
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^^^^ dirty twats
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LukeS
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Registered: 25th Nov 07
Location: Ormskirk
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quote: Originally posted by Kurt
this reminds me of my 17th, i necked a bottle of vodka in about 30 mins and was in bed at home by 8.30 and i still cant remember any of it..
im 22 now
I did this at my mates 18th, woke up shaking
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Jenko_Sport
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Registered: 25th May 06
Location: Stoke-on-Trent
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Good effort lad haha
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bigboykarl
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Registered: 19th May 09
Location: South Yorkshire
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got this t shirt...lol
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Charlton
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Registered: 20th Mar 07
Location: Newcastle
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quote: Originally posted by Linch
Thats Newcastle for you
x2
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Tom
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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: Wirral, Merseyside
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Good but Bad times
Please feel a little ashamed or you'll be getting in states like this every time you go out (just messing!)
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