Ojc
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Registered: 14th Nov 00
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SUNBEDS ARE NOT GAY
I go to the stand up ones, much better.
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mwg
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Registered: 19th Feb 04
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So you have stand there in paper underpants?
Allegedly, I wouldn't actually know  
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DizzyRebel
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quote:
Originally posted by John
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Originally posted by DizzyRebel
Muscular, intelligent and healthy
You don't require 2% bodyfat or an orange glow to be any of these.
Unfortunately for you you will only ever be able to have 2 out of 3.
Where did i say you need 2% bf or an orange glow? You really do blow shit out of proportion. All ive ever said is if you cant see your abs you are too fat and that a moderate tan makes you more attractive to women in an online survey?
Inteligent and healthy will be me, the roids dont work
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Ojc
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No, you stand in your own pants. You are getting confused with spray tans.
It's like being beemed up in Star Trek with these bright tubes all around you. It's ever so nice.
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Daimo B
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You are not a man if you use sunbeds.
You are a metrosexual.
real men don't do sunbeds, nor suncream. We burn like hardarses 
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DizzyRebel
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Registered: 2nd Jan 09
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Originally posted by Ojc
No, you stand in your own pants. You are getting confused with spray tans.
It's like being beemed up in Star Trek with these bright tubes all around you. It's ever so nice.
I go commando, i caned them once getting a base tan for holiday and the top side of my dick was dark brown and the bottom side pale white lol.
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SVM 286
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Originally posted by VXR
You are a metrosexual.
That would be a 6R4 surely?
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Joe
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Registered: 20th Jun 04
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quote:
Originally posted by Ojc
No, you stand in your own pants. You are getting confused with spray tans.
It's like being beemed up in Star Trek with these bright tubes all around you. It's ever so nice.
Fuck standing in your pants, I go commando in them things. Sometimes I get a boner.
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Danny P
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Registered: 20th Nov 02
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Originally posted by CorsAsh-Sport
'pretty boys'
So you look like them on them guys in the picture?
I would actually rather wank for the rest of my life than go out of the house looking like that.
Just noticed the file name an all, Parrot Heads Thought it was just me & my mates round here that called them that
[Edited on 04-11-2009 by Danny P]
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willay
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CorsAsh-Sport is taking up all the pussy with his tan 
you're livvvinggg in the passstttt mannnn
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Daimo B
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Originally posted by DizzyRebel
Read mens health or those womens gossip mags and they all say that a man with a tan is more attractive as it shows them the person is healthy and able to produce good kids. There are always a handful of women who say 'i like a pale, hairy, slaphead with a beer belly man' but those women are either stuck with one or just too damn ugly to pull somone better looking.
YEah, if you go for the attention whoare, please let me live at home whilst you work, you give me a credit card and let me live my life in designer clothes and gyms and bleached hair, with my chums, and at the time we can have a mega b1tching session about ***?'s hairstyle and botched boob jobs...
Nice girls and all that...... *Sarcasm...*
Mens health is like going in to purchase a homosexual mag, with some buff guy with stubble on the front.
PS, white guys ride bikes properly 
[Edited on 04-11-2009 by VXR]
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flybikeslee
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i've never been on one and don't really intend to, i tend to tan quite easily anyhow and it tends to last till the next summer anyhow. nothing against people who go on them mind, each to their own
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SportBoy
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faggot fucks imo
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Andy Stocker
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quote:
Originally posted by Ojc
No, you stand in your own pants. You are getting confused with spray tans.
It's like being beemed up in Star Trek with these bright tubes all around you. It's ever so nice.
I use the stand up ones as well 
I use sunbeds, and have for quite a while now, keep a healthy colour and am not orange. Spray tans are the ones where you end up looking like a tangerine if not done right
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A2H GO
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Im with Dizzy, im natually olive skinned/black hair so i doubt 9mins on a sunbed to keep my skin looking good every couple of months is going to do as much damage as the pale white dude that gets burned to bits every summer/holiday.
I'm not argueing, like i say the longer it takes people to realise what the majority hot birds today like, the more time ill have giving them what they want.
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J da Silva
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I'm naturally tanned, but I always tan after about 15 mins in any decent heat/sunshine anyway so usually by the end of May I'm like a coal miner.
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Nath
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not a fan
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Hammer
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quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh-Sport
Im with Dizzy, im natually olive skinned/black hair so i doubt 9mins on a sunbed to keep my skin looking good every couple of months is going to do as much damage as the pale white dude that gets burned to bits every summer/holiday.
I'm not argueing, like i say the longer it takes people to realise what the majority hot birds today like, the more time ill have giving them what they want.
I'd substitute 'hot' for 'bimbo slapper' tbh. As sad as it sounds you'll reach an age where shagging orange skinned tarts with yo yo strings on their knickers doesn't really appeal.
Oh and please leave some women for the rest of us you tanned hunk you. 
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Joe
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Registered: 20th Jun 04
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When does one reach such an age Paul?
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Hammer
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Originally posted by Joe
When does one reach such an age Paul?
I'm just surmising, I have yet to reach that age
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Carl
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quote:
Originally posted by Joe
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Originally posted by Ojc
No, you stand in your own pants. You are getting confused with spray tans.
It's like being beemed up in Star Trek with these bright tubes all around you. It's ever so nice.
Fuck standing in your pants, I go commando in them things. Sometimes I get a boner.
same here, more of a slight sem on for me though.
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fir3vip3r
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Registered: 14th Jun 06
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Originally posted by CorsAsh-Sport
Im with Dizzy, im natually olive skinned/black hair so i doubt 9mins on a sunbed to keep my skin looking good every couple of months is going to do as much damage as the pale white dude that gets burned to bits every summer/holiday.
I'm not argueing, like i say the longer it takes people to realise what the majority hot birds today like, the more time ill have giving them what they want.
fucking hell man, when did the Hoff start posting on corsasport
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