macky
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Registered: 24th Oct 07
Location: Albrighton, Wolverhampton
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...asked me what 'spunk' meant! 
He seems to ask me the meaning of a different word every single day!!
Once he'd asked me this, i thought of lieing about the meaning of the next random word he asks me about, just to make him look like a boob when he uses it. A bit evil i know, but could be quite funny 
For example, i could have told him that 'spunk' meant 'cheese' so that when he goes to the canteen, he would ask for 'spunk on toast' or 'beans on toast with spunk on top'
Can anyone think of any good ones??!!
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DaveyLC
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Registered: 8th Oct 08
Location: Berkshire
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Just make shit up.. Avoid rude words though because people will be shocked and he'll know something is wrong so try and keep to harmless words so he ends up just confusing the hell out of people..
For example if he asks you what "blimey" means tell him its a jesture of love.
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Corsa_Quadz
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Registered: 24th Feb 08
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quote:
Originally posted by DaveyLC
Just make shit up.. Avoid rude words though because people will be shocked and he'll know something is wrong so try and keep to harmless words so he ends up just confusing the hell out of people..
For example if he asks you what "blimey" means tell him its a jesture of love.
Hahahahaha i pissed myself at that
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macky
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Registered: 24th Oct 07
Location: Albrighton, Wolverhampton
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i don't know if i could lie to him without laughing!
i'm definitely going to try though. he told me, 'you're the best dictionary in this country' earlier, so i think i have his trust haha
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Anty
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Registered: 19th Mar 08
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thats nasty...
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DaveyLC
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Registered: 8th Oct 08
Location: Berkshire
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quote:
Originally posted by macky
i'm definitely going to try though. he told me, 'you're the best dictionary in this country' earlier, so i think i have his trust haha
The grooming is complete, let the mind abuse begin!
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macky
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Registered: 24th Oct 07
Location: Albrighton, Wolverhampton
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cayenne15
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Registered: 28th Sep 08
Location: Cheslyn Hay, Staffordshire
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quote:
Originally posted by Corsa_Quadz
quote:
Originally posted by DaveyLC
Just make shit up.. Avoid rude words though because people will be shocked and he'll know something is wrong so try and keep to harmless words so he ends up just confusing the hell out of people..
For example if he asks you what "blimey" means tell him its a jesture of love.
Hahahahaha i pissed myself at that
+1
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davcohen
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Registered: 1st Nov 03
Location: North London
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send him to urban dictionary for hours of fun
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Kathryn W
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Registered: 12th Oct 03
Location: Widnes, Cheshire
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Dont the polish have a sweet called "spunk"?
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Kathryn W
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Registered: 12th Oct 03
Location: Widnes, Cheshire
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Thought so...
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Ste
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Registered: 5th Mar 03
Location: Taif, Saudi Arabia
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So do you like eating spunk then ?
I would rather lose by a mile because i built my own car, than win by an inch because someone else built it for me.
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Jenko_Sport
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Registered: 25th May 06
Location: Stoke-on-Trent
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I nominate you turn him into abit of a gansta'
eg: somethings that good becomes 'thats sick yea'
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SetH
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Registered: 15th Jul 01
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teach him the ways of HEFFER
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