will_doyle
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Over the last month I became a victim of a clever Eastern European scam while out shopping. Simply dropping into Tesco for a bit of shopping has turned out to be quite traumatic.
Basically two seriously good-looking voluptuous 20-21 year-old girls came over to my car as I was packing my shopping into the boot. They both started cleaning my windscreen and I'm not kidding their breasts were almost falling out of their T-shirts. When they had finished I thanked them and offered some cash, but they said no and instead asked for a lift to another supermarket store, in my case, Tesco in Exeter
They both got in the back and on the way they started undressing and both ended up completely naked. I pulled over to have a word in case they had gotten the wrong end of the stick or something and one of them climbed over into the front seat and started crawling all over my lap kissing me, touching me intimately, and thrusting herself against me...what I didn't know at the time was that the other one stole my wallet!
Now I had my wallet stolen October 4th, 9th,10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th and 29th. Also November 1st, 4th, 6th, 10th and yesterday.
So I wanted to give you all a heads up to make sure you're prepared - Aldi have wallets on sale for £1.99 each but Lidl are £1.75 and look much better.
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IvIarkgraham
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its your own fault for goin ack over and over again you clown
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will_doyle
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quote:
Originally posted by Corsa Sport Gav
why didnt you post it in your joke thread?
[Edited on 09-12-2009 by Corsa Sport Gav]
Is that a joke thread is it?
Or where people just talk about me?
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DannyB
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fir3vip3r
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1999 called, they want there joke back
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GTM
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quote:
Originally posted by DannyB
lmfao haha
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Ben G
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got a boner over that.
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Kevxx
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Registered: 14th May 08
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is that a joke? :/
i thought it was just a doyle delusion.
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Sam
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Registered: 24th Dec 99
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I imagine he's copied and pasted it from somewhere - it can't be from Doyle as it's grammatically correct and has correct spelling.
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SVM 286
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Not entirely Sam. 'Gotten'
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James
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quote:
Originally posted by will_doyle
quote:
Originally posted by Corsa Sport Gav
why didnt you post it in your joke thread?
[Edited on 09-12-2009 by Corsa Sport Gav]
Is that a joke thread is it?
Or where people just talk about me?
You are a joke, so TBH it's a combination of the two.
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Kurt
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Registered: 23rd Oct 05
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i hear he got it from a business forum
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nathy_87
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Registered: 14th Aug 08
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tbh he didn't have the car at that time did he?
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deano87
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Pics or it didn't happen.
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sand-eel
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That was one of the worst jokes of all time.
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