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Arsenal: Maria Sharapova: Beautiful, youthful, not invincible though, hasn't won a major in a while.
Aston Villa: Avril Lavigne: Everyone talks about the potential but somehow there’s just nothing there in the end.
Birmingham City: Every woman: Sometimes up sometimes down.
Blackburn Rovers: Kelly Clarkson: Not always pretty to look at but effective at what they do.
Bolton: Natalie Imbruglia: Always looks like they might go down but never does.
Chelsea: Margaret Thatcher: Hated by millions, loved by idiots.
Everton: Dannii Minogue: The poor relation to the more glamorous sibling.
Fulham: Lily Allen: Not bad, not great, wouldn't really care if they stuck around or not.
Liverpool: Britney Spears: Really successful at one point but now every time they look like they may return to former glory they self implode.
Man City: Charlotte Church: Proof money can't buy class.
Man Utd: Rachel Stevens: You'd rather just watch them than listen to all that painful whining.
Portsmouth: Lindsay Lohan: You can’t deny their success, but you worry the end may be near.
Stoke: Serena Williams: You don’t want to look at them play, but a) you can’t help it and b) by god do they know how to win.
Sunderland: Shakira: Ambitious and slowly getting there
Tottenham: Keira Knightley: Good English spine, proof two small ones up front can work.
West Ham: Cameron Diaz: Good looking, attracts a lot of young boys who leave them when they feel they can do better.
Wigan: Davina McCall: Poor attendances confirm they've been promoted above their ability
Barca: Scarlett Johanson: Stunning all round, deserves success.
Real Madrid: Jordan: Run by absolute tits. Pays a lot of money to paper over cracks.
Rangers: Kerry Katona: Was once famous but now just a joke in a lot of debt.
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Marc
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Robbo
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you added the rangfers one yourself didnt you
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Hammer
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Nath
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Cavey
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I'll go with a plain too
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jonnysri
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Registered: 16th Jun 05
Location: Leeds (Ilkley)
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real madrid
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Cosmo
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Registered: 29th Mar 01
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Way to put me off Shakira 
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Whittie
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Registered: 11th Aug 06
Location: North Wales Drives: BMW, Corsa & Fiat
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Everton: Dannii Minogue: The poor relation to the more glamorous sibling.
Rangers: Kerry Katona: Was once famous but now just a joke in a lot of debt.
x10
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Tom
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Location: Wirral, Merseyside
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Conway563
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jr
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West Ham: Cameron Diaz: Good looking, attracts a lot of young boys who leave them when they feel they can do better
i can only agree 
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