Heather
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Registered: 1st Aug 02
Location: Ellesmere Port
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Yes, I'm tired. For several years I've been blaming it on middle age, poor blood, lack of vitimans, air pollution, saccharin, obesity, dieting, under arm odour, yellow wax build up and another dozen maladies that make you wonder if life is really worth living.
But i found it aint tha.
I'm tired because I am overworked.
The population of this country is 51 million
21 million are retired
That leaves 30 million to do the work
There are 19 million at school
That leaves 11 million to do the work
2 million are unemployed and 4 million are employed by the government
That leaves 5 million to do the work
One million are in the armed forces
Which leaves 4 million to do the work
3 million are employed by County & Borough coun***s
Leaving 1 million to do the work
There are 620,000 people in hospital & 379,998 in prisons
Which leaves 2 people to do the work
You & Me
And your sitting on ya ass reading this
No wonder I'm fcukin tired!
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John_C
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Registered: 5th Mar 03
Location: South east, Bromley
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quote:
Originally posted by Girl_racer
Yes, I'm tired.
thought u'd been doin sumthing else  
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Gower
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Registered: 18th Mar 01
Location: So close.....yet so far
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I heard that about 2 years ago
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Heather
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Registered: 1st Aug 02
Location: Ellesmere Port
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?? well i just heard it and though it was funny
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Tommy
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Registered: 24th Aug 00
Location: Essex, Colchester
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Yeah tis funny.
34% of statistics are made up on the spot as well
[Edited on 06-03-2003 by Tom_H]
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DanielJ
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Registered: 21st Nov 01
Location: gwent, south wales
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i dun find tha funny
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niven
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Registered: 29th Mar 02
Location: FALKIRK.. drives corsa sri turbo
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population is more than 51million
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pinky ;)
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Registered: 28th Feb 03
Location: somewhere pink and fluffy!!!
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i think thats funny 
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SetH
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Registered: 15th Jul 01
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i saw that on a plague in someones bog about 5 years ago
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Gower
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Registered: 18th Mar 01
Location: So close.....yet so far
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quote:
Originally posted by niven
population is more than 51million
It was 51 million at the time, More like 60 million now
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OFcorsa
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Registered: 6th Jan 03
Location: Cheltenham, Gloucestershire
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yeah 9 million immagrants!
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Ojc
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Registered: 14th Nov 00
Location: Reading: Drives : Clio 197
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Clearly you have not quite grasped 9OAH.
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