will_doyle
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A Russian, a Frenchman, and a Canadian walk into a bar. The Russian asks the bartender for vodka, so he gives him an entire bottle. The Russian pours out a shot, drinks it, and throws the rest of the bottle into the air and shoots it. The bartender asks, "What did you do that for?" and the Russian replies, "In my country, we have too much vodka."
The bartender shakes his head and turns to the Frenchman, who orders wine. The Frenchman pours a glass, drinks it, then throws the rest of the bottle in the air and shoots it to smithereens. "In my country," he says, "we have too much wine."
The bartender shakes his head again, and turns hesitantly to the Canadian to ask him what he would like.
The Canadian orders a beer, drinks the whole bottle in one go, then pulls out his gun and shoots the Frenchman. "In my country," he says, "we have too many Frenchmen."
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willay
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Tommy
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An irishman,scotsman,giraffe and a lion walk into a bar.
The barman says " Is this some sort of a joke ? "
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Jake
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quote: Originally posted by Tommy
An irishman,scotsman,giraffe and a lion walk into a bar.
The barman says " Is this some sort of a joke ? "
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lostboy
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LOL at Doyles joke
at Tommy's.
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Tommy
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How about
Ive got gammon flu, i did have swine flu but i was CURED !
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oceansoul
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lostboy
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quote: Originally posted by Tommy
How about
Ive got gammon flu, i did have swine flu but i was CURED !
Raised a smile
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Tommy
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Thank god for that lostboy i can sleep easy now.
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