Limecat
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Imagine all the names you could call her whilst you stick one up her potato fritter?
'Have that you fucking slack fannied, deaf split arse whore, when I unload in you it's going to be louder than than gun shot that damaged the anvil and stirrop in your ear!
Did I ever tell you your sisters tampon slot is twice as tight as yours is? Your Mothers is too and don't even get me started on your Fathers arsehole!'
Then you give her a few nuts full and she turns over and reads you saying 'that was great but fight a bit more next time so I get the full experience!'
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Hammer
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PMSL I came in here to post the link of the deaf bird auditioning to be a porn star. Too late 
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Tommy L
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quote:
Originally posted by LETGSI16V
Imagine all the names you could call her whilst you stick one up her potato fritter?
'Have that you fucking slack fannied, deaf split arse whore, when I unload in you it's going to be louder than than gun shot that damaged the anvil and stirrop in your ear!
Did I ever tell you your sisters tampon slot is twice as tight as yours is? Your Mothers is too and don't even get me started on your Fathers arsehole!'
Then you give her a few nuts full and she turns over and reads you saying 'that was great but fight a bit more next time so I get the full experience!'
You're trying to hard to be funny, and you're just not.
[Edited on 21-01-2010 by corsa_tomtom]
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Limecat
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quote:
Originally posted by corsa_tomtom
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Originally posted by LETGSI16V
Imagine all the names you could call her whilst you stick one up her potato fritter?
'Have that you fucking slack fannied, deaf split arse whore, when I unload in you it's going to be louder than than gun shot that damaged the anvil and stirrop in your ear!
Did I ever tell you your sisters tampon slot is twice as tight as yours is? Your Mothers is too and don't even get me started on your Fathers arsehole!'
Then you give her a few nuts full and she turns over and reads you saying 'that was great but fight a bit more next time so I get the full experience!'
You're trying to hard to be funny, and you're just not.
[Edited on 21-01-2010 by corsa_tomtom]
I ain't trying to be anything but when you do a single post that makes me so much as smile then you can knock it.
Until then, fuck off you boring twat. 
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Cosmo
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Originally posted by corsa_tomtom
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Originally posted by LETGSI16V
Imagine all the names you could call her whilst you stick one up her potato fritter?
'Have that you fucking slack fannied, deaf split arse whore, when I unload in you it's going to be louder than than gun shot that damaged the anvil and stirrop in your ear!
Did I ever tell you your sisters tampon slot is twice as tight as yours is? Your Mothers is too and don't even get me started on your Fathers arsehole!'
Then you give her a few nuts full and she turns over and reads you saying 'that was great but fight a bit more next time so I get the full experience!'
You're trying to hard to be funny, and you're just not.
I was going to post something similar. Think its after that thread last week where he did one post that was genuinely funny (about some sexploits) and then it ended up with him attempting to repeat the reaction it got...which he failed to do.
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Limecat
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My ambition is to have posted as many funny things as Cosmo but as you probably have at least a quarter of a million posts on here I suppose you have to get it right by sheer fluke every once in a while...
...a bit like Rafa and his scatter gun approach to signings. Sign enough players and a few will turn out OK.
...100 posts a day and some will be funny.
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Cosmo
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Nope, still not reached those dizzy heights of that post just yet.
It must be like a monkey on your back, always knowing every post you'll make will be compared to it.
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Limecat
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I don't even know which post you are refering to TBH? I assume it's the fart in the mouth one?
I can accept taht I may not ever get to those dizzy heights again, just as your cash strapped club will never get to the dizzy heights of the Intertoto Cup for the next decade or so.
Shit happens mate.
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Cosmo
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I see you're persisting with the football jibes in a hope that will get the rise you desire that you hope will go some way to take the attention away from that shocking post above.
I'll let you in on a little secret though, you support a club much much worse than the one I do, and with even less chance of winning anything even the remotest bit worthwhile even when we are playing utter shite as we are.
So until you do support a team better than us, or even looking like they may be better than us at some point in the next 20yrs, they arent going to get me going.
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Limecat
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It's not to get a reaction. I accept I support a shit team. If I wanted to follow a shit team and fool myself that they were something that they aren't then I would don a plastic wig and talk like a Toxteth simpleton.
Hell, my team wasn't a party to have the entire English game blanket banned from Europe were they?
We may be a shit team but we have never managed to pull that one off.
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Graham88
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quote:
Originally posted by Kurt
I saw a horrific video once of a deaf porn star wannabe.. (technically twice)
Severe work warning!!!!!
http://www.efukt.com/2127_Deaf_Girl_Wants_To_Be_A_Pornstar.html
http://www.efukt.com/2286_Deaf_Girl_Still_Wants_To_Be_A_Pornstar.html
Fpmsl 
That 2nd one had me in tears
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