Cosmo
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So they managed to find out the address of the United fan who threw the coin at Bellamy (no doubt down south) and this is what they have done/ordered so far... 
A 4ft statue of Winston Churchill, allowing 14 days to decide if you like it in your house.
Enquiring as to the availability of combine harvesters in the area
A 1957 cadillac in pink with an Elvis driver
1.5 Tonnes of manure
Morning tea session with Jehovas witnesses, in Latvian at 4am
''An appointment with demolition experts for the destruction of his house
It has also been brought to my attention that he has been ordered a skip, as well as appointments with an optician who comes to the house, and an architect for his new indoor pool he is planning.''
Taxis
Sales calls
Food orders for hundreds of pounds
Sex toys
A visit from the gas company, for a reported leak
His landline routed to a sex call network
Prostitutes
Pretty much anything on TV with a 30 day money back guarantee
Funeral directors for his tragic passing
Enterprise and rental vehicles
The re-tarmac'ing of his drive starting at 6am
''Some kind person has ordered him a few curries and pizzas using just-eat.co.uk with takeaways delivering to the area. I hope he's hungry.''
"His drives gonna be busy then. No idea where this 24 seater coach is gonna park."
Ocean Finance
Cash Loan - And an Agent going round to his house to discuss the terms.
''I've ordered a daffy duck bouncy castle and a puppet show outside on his lawn.''
Ringing up his house to scream abuse
''£320 of rare coins he has 30 days to return if he doesn't want to keep.''
''Gold4u have been contacted, err, a few times. I hope he has unwanted gold.''
20 pizzas for tomorrow night
''There may or may not be an escort on there way round. Bet Mr Pimp wont be happy when he finds out it was a hoax.''
''Heard he will be having his garden tarmacked next week. They are starting early as they want to get it finished as they have another job to do.''
''6t Tipping Skip ordered for an AM delivery. Payment on arrival. Just done it online. and A nice 12t Forklift truck loading ramp as well.''
''Signed up to be a rent boy.''
''Limos for tomorrow night.''
''Funeral services.''
''home visit from the optician this week''
''dentist home visit''
''National Grid must respond to gas leaks within one hour''
''Alderley Pool & Spa are paying a visit this weekend to talk about that indoor swimming pool the family have been saving for''
''brochures brochures brochures brochures brochures brochures''
''I'm sure a chlamydia testing kit wouldn't go amiss... better safe than sorry and all that.''
''DSS investigators''
''breakdown recover service on its way''
''APL Locksmiths are one of the very few remaining locksmiths to offer a genuine 24 hour locksmith and emergency call out service''
''Changed his name online to Craig Bellamy''
''10 cheeseburgers on their way''
''Cars for Stars - Limousine Hire & Chauffeur Cars. Cars sorted, cakes ordered...suits and dress maker cant come till monday..''
''the hearing aid man will be there on mon at 6pm clutching his samples''
''Its the postman i feel sorry for''
''Interpol anonymously informed about alleged drug dealing.''
ann summers party orderd
''testdrive in a landrover 4x4 i'm sure they will send a nice salesman along to pester the **** out of him''
''everest double glazing are calling round first thing over that conservatory he's allways wanted''
''£150 takeaway on it's way.''
''24-seater coaches, 200 taxis, JCB's etc... will have trouble parking seen as his drive is getting tarmac'd at 6am''
''He is also available for dirty phone chat now, number directed to his landline lol.Snowballing and BDSM ''
''Estate agents are meeting them on Monday at 12 o'clock.''
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mwg
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Worth it all for the privilege of twatting Bellamy on his head.
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mwg
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I did wonder why all this stuff was happening to me though. Now I know
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Cosmo
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We all know you couldnt of hit him with a a coin even if you were 1m away.
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Rick Draper
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He's still receiving pizza all day from various takeaways.
He owes 2 different Dominoes stores over £360 in pizza's, chicken and potatoe wedges.
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MJFF88
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quote:
Originally posted by Rick Draper
He's still receiving pizza all day from various takeaways.
He owes 2 different Dominoes stores over £360 in pizza's, chicken and potatoe wedges.
How retarded must these stores be to have cooked that much food without doing checks or continuing to send them. Its there own fault
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Simon
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Its funny at first but then when you think about the amount of people being fucked around delivering things its not such a great idea
[Edited on 30-01-2010 by Simon]
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Marc
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Sounds like all the shit I have sent to my mates house.
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Nath
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quote:
Originally posted by Simon
Its funny at first but then when you think about the amount of people being fucked around delivering things its not such a great idea
[Edited on 30-01-2010 by Simon]
that's what I was thinking. Probably pissed off more people then the coin thrower.
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mwg
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Man City are so big headed they dont care about things like that.
"not if, but when, we beat United again"
that backfired on you didn't it you shower of cocky gobshites
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Nic Barnes
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quote:
Originally posted by mwg
Man City are so big headed they dont care about things like that.
"not if, but when, we beat United again"
that backfired on you didn't it you shower of cocky gobshites
being a man u fan, is this the first time you have actually heard of the team called manchester city?
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Cosmo
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Its probably the first time he has heard of the City of Manchester, let along them having a football team.
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mwg
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quote:
Originally posted by Nic Barnes
quote:
Originally posted by mwg
Man City are so big headed they dont care about things like that.
"not if, but when, we beat United again"
that backfired on you didn't it you shower of cocky gobshites
being a man u fan, is this the first time you have actually heard of the team called manchester city?
how boring you are.
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Nic Barnes
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quote:
Originally posted by mwg
quote:
Originally posted by Nic Barnes
quote:
Originally posted by mwg
Man City are so big headed they dont care about things like that.
"not if, but when, we beat United again"
that backfired on you didn't it you shower of cocky gobshites
being a man u fan, is this the first time you have actually heard of the team called manchester city?
how boring you are.
says a man u fan
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