DaveyLC
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...What would it be?
Funnier the better
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pow
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I've told you you argumentitive cunt
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SetH
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I would like to hold a Doctorate in HEFFER and be a professor of UDDER studies.
predictable I know but this is my lifes work.
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adiohead
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EASY!!!
Gynaecologist
I'd cut my arms off so I'd have to use my face
[Edited on 12-03-2010 by adiohead]
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Matt L
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a doctor on the number 6
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DaveyLC
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quote: Originally posted by adiohead
EASY!!!
Gynaecologist
I'd cut my arms off so I'd have to use my face
[Edited on 12-03-2010 by adiohead]
You sure you'd want to go that far?
"Hi Dr Adiohead, I've got a bit of a problem with an embarrasing smelly discharge from my mary, mind taking a look for me please?"
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adiohead
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quote: Originally posted by DaveyLC
quote: Originally posted by adiohead
EASY!!!
Gynaecologist
I'd cut my arms off so I'd have to use my face
[Edited on 12-03-2010 by adiohead]
You sure you'd want to go that far?
"Hi Dr Adiohead, I've got a bit of a problem with an embarrasing smelly discharge from my mary, mind taking a look for me please?"
in those cases, i'd use my feet *vomits*
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A1EX
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quote: Originally posted by adiohead
EASY!!!
Gynaecologist
I'd cut my arms off so I'd have to use my face
[Edited on 12-03-2010 by adiohead]
lots of ppl say this, but not considering that 80% of the time you won't be getting hot chicks on your table, but fat, old, and generally gross women with huge hippy bush's, id be giving that one a miss.
I'd personally be a plastic surgeon or a psychologist of sorts
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Wrighty
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cosmology, heard its something to do with clowns who run bridal shops
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J da Silva
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quote: Originally posted by A1EX
quote: Originally posted by adiohead
EASY!!!
Gynaecologist
I'd cut my arms off so I'd have to use my face
[Edited on 12-03-2010 by adiohead]
lots of ppl say this, but not considering that 80% of the time you won't be getting hot chicks on your table, but fat, old, and generally gross women with huge hippy bush's, id be giving that one a miss.
I'd personally be a plastic surgeon or a psychologist of sorts
Your answer is too realistic and sensible to keep in tone with what the thread maker asked for.
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A1EX
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true true
In that case a professor in female sciences
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Bonney
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A doctor of thingy-mo-bobs.
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Carl
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Location: Jimmy Bennett's la la land.
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Playboy mansion in-house doctor.
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sand-eel
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I would be a doctor from through the post in 20 years.
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J da Silva
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I'd be a doctor in keepy ups.
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ed
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Biomedical Engineering.
Oh wait, give me two more years...
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Fad
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Cosmetic surgeon
I'd give people third nipples and shit
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ed
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Are you only meant to have 2 nipples?
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Fad
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I'd sort you out ed....that penis you always wanted....consider it yours
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ed
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Black and the size of a babies arm?
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Fad
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You want a Negro plasty?
I will give you some boobs too....expect them to be fettled with whilst you are sleeping
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ed
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Will a bible be involved?
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J da Silva
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quote: Originally posted by ed
Will a bible be involved?
No, I would have thought it would mean he just sticky tapes Will Doyle on the top of your legs.
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ed
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Sticky tape, that reminds me of a different CS drinking sesh.
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Ingham
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I'd have my doctorate in the studies of drunken, homeless bum fights for cash.
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