jibjob
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Registered: 6th Apr 08
Location: Elworth, Cheshire
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Who seems to know someone whos done everything?
Theres a bloke at work who everyday tells me a story about who he knows, wheres he's been, what he's done and then if he hasnt done it his "mate" has. Him and his "mates" seem to have met every single famous person and have been to every place on earth.
I find it entertaining because i know most of it is just crap so i just see how far i can stretch his stories out by telling him lies and watching him agree with me and then go and tell everyone else at work 
I used to know someone outside of work that was the same. World famous DJ, fell off a boat into shark infested waters, lived with a famous trance DJ and they were best mates, etc etc.
It seems to annoy some people but it just brightens up my day hearing the shit some people come out with.
Do you know anyone like this and what stupid things have they come out with?
By the way this doesnt include the chavs that say they had 1.4 redtops with 300bhp and similar
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3CorsaMeal
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yeah, i hate it, was this guy said he had 6 monkeys, 4 sisters and 3 turbos.
when really, he was a monkey with no sisters but 1 turbo
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LukeS
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Location: Ormskirk
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jibjob
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Marc
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Location: York
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Not currently, but I've worked with plenty of people with mates that have done/got everything!
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MatthewR
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Location: Rickmansworth
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3CM
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Marc
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GF-91
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Location: Burnley!
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Yeah got someone in my class who is exactly like that
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ashleh
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Registered: 23rd Dec 08
Location: Nottingham
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Some lad at college was full of bullshit, was entertaining nonetheless!
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LukeS
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quote:
Originally posted by ashleh
Some lad at college was full of bullshit, was entertaining nonetheless!
Josh?
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Neil Dagens
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Registered: 14th Apr 07
Location: Fareham, Hampshire
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My manager at work knows everyone, we had an inspection at work during the work from the Lloyds Register and then he said he knows them all down there so we didint need to worry turns out he didnt though
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shaunmods
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Registered: 12th Mar 07
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YES! There's are lad in my college class who talks utter shit! No matter what your talking about he's been there, done it and got a better t-shirt than anyone else  its hilarious to listen to, its hard not to burst out laughing at some of the random stuff he comes out with. Last week he was telling us about his apparent ex girl friend who was a model for zoo. Not being funny but hes a right tramp and stinks of stagnant water so I fucking doubt it!
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Root
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Registered: 28th Dec 08
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my dad says "believe nothing what you hear and only half of what you see"
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Ojc
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I like that Root.
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ashleh
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Registered: 23rd Dec 08
Location: Nottingham
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quote:
Originally posted by LukeS
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Originally posted by ashleh
Some lad at college was full of bullshit, was entertaining nonetheless!
Josh?
No, but josh knows him. We call him fuckin chwettttttt lmao.
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noshua
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Registered: 19th Nov 08
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quote:
Originally posted by LukeS
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Originally posted by ashleh
Some lad at college was full of bullshit, was entertaining nonetheless!
Josh?
I'm surprised you know what college is.
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LukeS
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lol i passed my course bitch f u
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Kurt
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Registered: 23rd Oct 05
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There's an old boy at work that's like this, he's a total wanker. Has a mate for every occasion. You can talk about anything, he'll over hear and butt in telling you he has a mate that does/makes that
fuck off! 
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SportBoy
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Registered: 5th Oct 01
Location: Retford, Nottinghamshire
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know plenty of tossers like that . jakanorys and my mates this my mate that .. they are amusing tho. if full of bullshit.
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jibjob
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Registered: 6th Apr 08
Location: Elworth, Cheshire
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The bloke i reffered (sp) to that i work with lives in a small 2 bedroom house in a not very nice area yet seems to go to Mexico/Carribean etc every year on holiday yet never comes back with a tan  To wind him up i told him a bloke from a company next door to ours had won £27k on the lottery...a week later he had told everyone this bloke had one the lottery...2 days after that he asked the bloke in question who said he hadnt won the lottery at all and hadnt even played it in like 5 years...que the motor mouth having to go round and tell everyone it wasnt true
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