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ChrisBoom
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27th Mar 10 at 18:55   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Its madness the amount of accidents up here due to deer. Ive been lucky enough not to hit one in any of my own cars (Touch wood ) but several of my friends have either hit one, or swerved to avoid one and crashing
Daveskater
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Originally posted by ChrisBoom
I nailed a roe deer in the land rover with the rail gear on front, not a mark on the land rover, destroyed the deer

Best (or maybe worst) one ive seen is an artic hiting (same corner again), it fucking vapourised, honestly, there was nothing left of it, just a dirty red patch on the road


Numberwang!

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I like you Dave, you are a man of men

Originally Whatapp'd by Neo
Dave's maybe capable of a drive-by cuddle

Look at my pictures
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Stupid wildlife, no doubt with the sense of councils they would judt lower the speed limit rather than erect a deer fence.

WRLFC !

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ChrisBoom
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Worst of it is, its on the main trunk road (A9), yet transerve wont do fuck all about it
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Originally posted by Ben G
how did the n/s door get dented? wing pushed back onto it?


Yeah they tend to rotate on impact. Happened once in the Corsa, Hit it front on, it span round the side and bashed the rear quarter.

Corsa 2.0 16v Vegas - Sold
MarkSport
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvph0eSb-Hg
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i've seen this type of inncident Not Nice!

Legs and guts flying all over and massive damage to a gay TT



What exactly makes a car "gay"?
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Had a few deer incident cars at work before, not good when ur the apprentice though and have to pressure wash the rotting flesh out!

even worse the my old boss was in a car when it collided with the rear of a horse, both rear legs came off and blood was everywhere, needless to say the horse was shot and the car a right off.
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quote:
Originally posted by AK
i've seen this type of inncident Not Nice!

Legs and guts flying all over and massive damage to a gay TT



What exactly makes a car "gay"?


How it looks combined with the type of person that tend to frequent the marque I should imagine Jamie.
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28th Mar 10 at 04:16   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I'd be gutted at that I mean you have to have a claim on your insurance for 5 years cause of some dumb fucking animal

Hope he's ok
Root
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unlucky about the crash, very.

But let's not get silly now, eh lads? The 106's gearbox wouldn't even make it to the deer.
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unlucky about the crash, very.

But let's not get silly now, eh lads? The 106's gearbox wouldn't even make it to the deer.


I really wouldnt worry about the gearbox, i realised how flimsy they really are when I removed the headlining from the XSI, buckled the roof removing it Must only be 2mm thick steel on the roof
Root
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quote:
Originally posted by Root
unlucky about the crash, very.

But let's not get silly now, eh lads? The 106's gearbox wouldn't even make it to the deer.


I really wouldnt worry about the gearbox, i realised how flimsy they really are when I removed the headlining from the XSI, buckled the roof removing it Must only be 2mm thick steel on the roof

to be fair the corsa's roof is also quite flimsy. Most small hatchbacks like it are. You put your hand on it and push and it will flex
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Originally posted by ChrisBoom
quote:
Originally posted by Root
unlucky about the crash, very.

But let's not get silly now, eh lads? The 106's gearbox wouldn't even make it to the deer.


I really wouldnt worry about the gearbox, i realised how flimsy they really are when I removed the headlining from the XSI, buckled the roof removing it Must only be 2mm thick steel on the roof


to be honest its probly more like 1mm lol
Kurt
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28th Mar 10 at 10:57   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Fuck

front mounted auto tracking machine guns should be mandatory!
A grouse or pheasant shot out infront of me the other week, last minute and i was doing 60.. it just ran out, then flew last minute infront of a TT
Hope the bastard got fragged!
Gregor
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Ouch very nasty!

So if it never died on impact, did the poor thing die in agony
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my worst fear its always in my mind when driving about the country roads.

had so many near misses
baza31
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pics of the stag
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I was with my mate and his dad one day when a deer stepped out infront of his Rover 200... Bits were flying everywhere Steam was pishing out too as it burst the radiator in half
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29th Mar 10 at 10:35   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
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quote:
Originally posted by SVM 286
The body shop next to where I work had a two week old black Audi A3 turn up last year with some interesting adaptions including a couple of antler holes in the roof and atomised gut/flesh/bone/muscle/fur/etc upholstery, plus a big funking dent in roof and bonnet.

Needless to say, it was written off.

Two weeks old.

It was properly minging too.
How gutted would you be?


Not as ''gutted'' as the stag
Neo
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Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
my worst fear its always in my mind when driving about the country roads.

had so many near misses


I'm the same Always catching pheasants and rabbits, just hoping no big animals get in the way.
nathy_87
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29th Mar 10 at 11:01   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Still no pics.
ChrisBoom
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It was gone
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Did the airbags come out?

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