Drew
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Three Virgins
A Mother had 3 virgin daughters. They were all getting married within a
short time period. Because Mom was a bit worried about how their sex
lives
would get started, she made them all promise to send a postcard from the
honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex felt.
The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding.
The card said nothing but "Nescafe". Mom was puzzled at first, but then Went to the kitchen and got out the Nescafe jar. It said: "Good till the last drop." Mom blushed, but was pleased for her daughter.
The second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after the wedding, and the card read: "Benson & Hedges". Mom now knew to go straight to her husband's cigarettes, and she read from the Benson & Hedges pack: "Extra Long King Size". She was again slightly embarrassed but still happy for her
daughter.
The third girl left for her honeymoon in the Caribbean. Mom waited for a week, nothing. Another week went by and still nothing. Then after a whole month, a card finally arrived. Written on it with shaky handwriting were the words: "British Airways". Mom took out her latest Harper's Bazaar magazine, flipped through the pages fearing the worst, and finally found the ad for BA. The ad said: "Three times a day, seven days a week, both ways."
Mom fainted
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Stuckey
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 nice
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wezjax
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why is it george michaels ambition to play in goal for everton???
he'd have 10 arseholes in front of him and 35,000 pricks behind him.
[Edited on 14-03-2003 by wezjax]
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Stuckey
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wezjax
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wezjax
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^^^^^^ my favourite ^^^^^^
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Tommy
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LMFAO at the pic
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Stop if i have to
Clutch up and floor it
Off down the road
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LoudandLow aka Tom_H
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