Skylined
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Registered: 27th Sep 05
Location: Sideways, Surrey
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"Everytime I cum in a birds face I shout 'you got glazed like an iced donut!' "
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Skylined
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Registered: 27th Sep 05
Location: Sideways, Surrey
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"Pulled a burd one night in a nighclub. Start geting into her in the taxi back to hers. Can't control myself and accidentally shoot my load. We get to hers and I ask the taxi to take me back to the club. LAD"
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corsabsonny
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Registered: 5th Jan 10
Location: chatham, kent
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Met a girl and took her back to a hotel. she was quite hefty. banged her over the balcony but realised i never strapped up. after the thought of fathering her child, i went down on her and licked my cum out of her. threw up all over her feet. LAD 
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Seegeemusic
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Registered: 22nd May 09
Location: Nottingham
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While in Ibiza laying round the pool, one mate comes back to his lounger and moons us, so my other mate pulls him towards him and tells him to lapdance. Once he does, the receiver then keeps luring the lapdancing ass closer and closer to his face until he thinks it's funny to stick his tongue up his crack. Little does he know that the guy has just returned from the bogs after having a massive wet hangover dump, which he couldn't wipe due to there being no toilet paper. LAD
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Reecemac
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Registered: 7th Jun 06
Location: Essex
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"Out with the boys at a cocktail bar. Got talking to a fitty, a number of years my senior, me being 18 at the time. Having a ciggy with her outside, I compliment her on her shoes, craftily knowing the make due to the fountain of feminine bullshit that is my sister and her mates/magazines. She assumes I'm gay straight away and introduces me to her gay mate. I flirt with gay mate. (LAD). Tell her I'm straight, get introduced to her younger sis. Bday girl. Dance with younger sis, pull her downstairs in this bar, get a brief hand-shandy on the dance floor. Went upstairs and ended up having a cheeky "moment" with the older sister. (no full on pulling though. SHIT LAD). Go back to their place (sharing house. i also paid for taxi - last cash of night). Upstairs, start getting frisky. I run down from her bedroom to her bag to get a johnny, in walks her older sister. Cheekily say hello and head upstairs again. Young sis has started spewing wrecked by this point, tells me to leave. Gives me her pants to show the boys. I walk out, slowly, contemplating knocking on her sisters door. she opens her door and invites me in. In I go. Boink. No money, needed a taxi. Went back to the younger sis's handbag, stole a tenner, got a mcdonalds and a taxi home. LAD."
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Skylined
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Registered: 27th Sep 05
Location: Sideways, Surrey
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"Had a cheeky wank today through a hole in my trouser pocket.it was while I was at cricket. And umpiring at the time. LAD "
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andy1868
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Registered: 22nd Jun 06
Location: Burscough, Lancashire
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just been having a flick through these, fucking hilarious
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Jay
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Registered: 26th Sep 04
Location: Liverpool
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quote:
Originally posted by Reecemac
That is funny !
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