Dave86
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haha epic ! never snapped mine before, tough as old boots mine is 
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Richardhhha
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been there done that, never healed back togeter again. All good now seaming as i did it when i was 9 lol... Manick wanking ftl
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Andrew
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Generation
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quote:
Originally posted by Monster
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Originally posted by mattk
no, its one of my biggest fears, shoul;dnt be shagging dry fannys anyway if you ask me
Nearly posted this exact thread few weeks back.
scares shit outta me. I actaully cringe when read this thread, and when mates talk about it. Maybe its just me?
[Edited on 18-04-2010 by Generation]
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Rickavo
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No but i tore my banjo string not long ago! stung like fcuk in the shower..
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Colin
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Done mine many years ago & yes it was a bit nippy, pissing stung like you wouldnt believe & I couldnt have a wank for weeks!!
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bubble
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yea i done mine 3 times now. first time was when i dropped it in my ex's pooper when she was pissed, i thought i was on a winner until suddenly her shittus became very moist. pulled out and it looked like a crime scene. cut a little v shape out on my string.
2nd time was a similar incident, but with a lass who was tighter than a ducks arse. pounding away and all of a sudden i felt a little twang on me chopper and it had ripped again.
3rd time was solely due to the 2nd occurance and a lack of healing.
not done it since though.
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will_ainsworth
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quote:
Originally posted by Richardhhha
been there done that, never healed back togeter again. All good now seaming as i did it when i was 9 lol... Manick wanking ftl
i did the exact same, most embarrising thing being that young i was scared and ran down the stairs blood everywhere!!!
my mate fucked this bird a while back went to stick it in her shitter and well it snapped, looked like a crime scene we all just stood their laughing asking if he stabbed her to death when he came out the room, she on the other hand didnt seem that amused!! now he is waiting for a operation to sew the banjo back on as it torn right off apparently 
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DaveyLC
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A mate of mine has done it TWICE! Same bird both times, he says it was worth it though lol!
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pow
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One of my BIGGEST fears this
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nathy_87
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Circumsised FTW.
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MarkSport
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Originally posted by 5dr corsa-3dr_polo
Circumsised FTW.
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XSIHardy
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quote:
Originally posted by MarkSport
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Originally posted by 5dr corsa-3dr_polo
Circumsised FTW.
haha
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deano87
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Yup. It was after my misses went on holiday with her parents for 2 weeks. I was so gagging for it I went in semi-dry. But I just shoved a condom on and carried on. Pink spunk ftw.
Hurt like fuck mind.
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Fro
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Nevarrrrr and I've done some dry pounding super penis ftw 
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Budgie
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Originally posted by fro-dizzle
Nevarrrrr and I've done some dry pounding super penis ftw
it should get its own comic strip fro
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adiohead
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my friend broke his actual banjo the other month:
the headstock snapped clean off :'(
I've never heard of anyone breaking their willy banjo before 
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JadeM
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quote:
Originally posted by Colin
Done mine many years ago & yes it was a bit nippy, pissing stung like you wouldnt believe & I couldnt have a wank for weeks!!
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richc
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quote:
Originally posted by JadeM
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Originally posted by Colin
Done mine many years ago & yes it was a bit nippy, pissing stung like you wouldnt believe & I couldnt have a wank for weeks!!
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ajscorsa
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mate done it, infact he's on here, ryan_g1, he dissappeared with some burd in his car, met him at tesco afterward with blood and spunk all over his t shirt pmsl
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Gavin
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shouldn't this thread be moved to Snap Day
pew pew pew pewwwww
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deano87
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quote:
Originally posted by Gavin
shouldn't this thread be moved to Snap Day
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