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Minty_Fresh
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Registered: 1st May 08
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4th May 10 at 11:21   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Got the day off work, bord to funk..

any ideas (that dont cost much) to do?



[Edited on 04-05-2010 by mk4_boy]
Budgie
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4th May 10 at 11:24   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
spam off day?
Minty_Fresh
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4th May 10 at 11:26   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
tbh im not that bord..
Budgie
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4th May 10 at 11:27   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
glad i can help
Tomnova16
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4th May 10 at 11:27   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
wank yourself silly

http://www.lemass.co.uk/ for all your automotive/bodyshop needs
Located in Chalfont st Peter
P1CK4D
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Location: Around Essex Somewhere
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4th May 10 at 11:33   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Tomnova16
wank yourself silly


This man talks sense. I'll be doing just that tomorrow on my day off.
SetH
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4th May 10 at 11:35   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I have a suggestion for you

1) Proceed to your local supermarket
2) Purchase a Melon
3) Cut a cock sized hole in said melon, circumference of the hole is dependent on your preference for tightness
4) Use a skewer to make a small hole on the otherside of the melon leading to the cock chamber of the melon.
5) Put in the microwave to warm up
6) Insert your old boy into the melon and start pumping away
7) (optional) cover the skewer hole with your thumb to create suction

ashleh
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Registered: 23rd Dec 08
Location: Nottingham
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4th May 10 at 11:38   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by SetH
I have a suggestion for you

1) Proceed to your local supermarket
2) Purchase a Melon
3) Cut a cock sized hole in said melon, circumference of the hole is dependent on your preference for tightness
4) Use a skewer to make a small hole on the otherside of the melon leading to the cock chamber of the melon.
5) Put in the microwave to warm up
6) Insert your old boy into the melon and start pumping away
7) (optional) cover the skewer hole with your thumb to create suction



really...
Marc
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4th May 10 at 11:42   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I dread to think what you do when you're on your own Sethery!
P1CK4D
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4th May 10 at 11:45   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Marc
I dread to think what you do when you're on your own Sethery!


Probably the above i'd imagine
SetH
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4th May 10 at 11:45   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Have you not seen good luck chuck where the fat dude is shagging a melon and chuck walks in on him
P1CK4D
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4th May 10 at 11:48   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by SetH
Have you not seen good luck chuck where the fat dude is shagging a melon and chuck walks in on him


But have you tried it yourself?
SetH
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4th May 10 at 11:50   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I used to do it all the time but seeds get everywhere ffs
Marc
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4th May 10 at 11:53   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Ever ridden a pie?
SetH
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4th May 10 at 12:19   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Marc
Ever ridden a pie?


Yes, Steven cooked me a lovely GTF pie once.

 
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