Jas
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Registered: 13th Oct 04
Location: Mid Wales
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Senior health care solution - So you're a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no nursing home available for you - what do you do?
Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot 2 MP’s and 2 Ministers – not necessarily dead!
Of course, this means you will be sent to prison where you will get 3 meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating, and all the health care you need! ... See More
New teeth - no problem. Need glasses, great. New hip, knees, kidney, lungs, heart? All covered. (And your kids can come and visit you as often as they do now).
And who will be paying for all of this? The same government that just told you that you they cannot afford for you to go into a home. Plus, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any income taxes anymore.
IS THIS A GREAT COUNTRY OR WHAT?
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Steve
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Registered: 30th Mar 02
Location: Worcestershire Drives: Defender
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Conservatives 
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John
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Registered: 30th Jun 03
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Have we travelled back in time about 10 years?
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Nath
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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: MK
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Wales?
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Marc
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Registered: 11th Aug 02
Location: York
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If you don't like Wales...
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jibjob
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Registered: 6th Apr 08
Location: Elworth, Cheshire
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Christmas dinner in Wormwood Scrubs per inmate consists of:
half a roast chicken
sage and onion stuffing
roast potatoes
boiled potatoes
nut roast
parsnips
pigs in blankets
carrots
brocolli
cauliflour
sprouts
mince pies
gravy
and more.
Fuck me my christmas dinner is usually turkey, a bit of veg and some gravy 
If you want to know how i know about their dinner its on ITV 1 now.
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Nath
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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: MK
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Something really wrong when a prisoner LIKES being in prison.
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MoesTavern
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Registered: 19th Jul 07
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Rather a big contrast with Russian prisons. If this sort of stuff went on I'm sure local scallies round my way would think twice about doing a bit of pokey.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhdF2axzlpU&feature=player_embedded
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Nath
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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: MK
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quote:
Originally posted by MoesTavern
Rather a big contrast with Russian prisons. If this sort of stuff went on I'm sure local scallies round my way would think twice about doing a bit of pokey.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhdF2axzlpU&feature=player_embedded
Russians got it sussed 
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Twiggy
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Registered: 15th Oct 04
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quote:
Originally posted by jibjob
Christmas dinner in Wormwood Scrubs per inmate consists of:
half a roast chicken
Bet it free range
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Ian
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Registered: 28th Aug 99
Location: Liverpool
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Bet that Russian guy isn't planning to go back any time soon.
Looks like a well better system. Perhaps some criminals might disagree with me. Oh well.
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Steve
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Registered: 30th Mar 02
Location: Worcestershire Drives: Defender
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quote:
Originally posted by Ian
Bet that Russian guy isn't planning to go back any time soon.
Looks like a well better system. Perhaps some criminals might disagree with me. Oh well.
criminals and lefty liberals
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antnee
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Registered: 30th Dec 07
Location: Cov Drives: Clio 197
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Bring back capital punishment tbh imo
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basslinecorsa
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Registered: 15th Jul 09
Location: Gravesend
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quote:
Originally posted by Jas
Senior health care solution - So you're a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no nursing home available for you - what do you do?
Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot 2 MP’s and 2 Ministers – not necessarily dead!
Of course, this means you will be sent to prison where you will get 3 meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating, and all the health care you need! ... See More
New teeth - no problem. Need glasses, great. New hip, knees, kidney, lungs, heart? All covered. (And your kids can come and visit you as often as they do now).
And who will be paying for all of this? The same government that just told you that you they cannot afford for you to go into a home. Plus, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any income taxes anymore.
IS THIS A GREAT COUNTRY OR WHAT?
TBH this is my pension plan
Project Scarlett - http://www.corsasport.co.uk/board/viewthread.php?tid=661417
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