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Ingham
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...when you're in a room full of people drinking. (This isn't me btw)






Anyone had anything done to them in their sleep? Drawing on face etc?

[Edited on 14-06-2010 by Jonny Ingham]
IvIarkgraham
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i have a few disturbing stories that ive heard of from round my way

a girl woke up and someone had jizzed on her face

and some lad my mate plays football with told him that his mate fell asleep so they were spitting on his bum hole and jabbing him with a dildo
Ingham
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Never played Buckaroo with someone asleep before, found it quite funny lol. The blue peg on his 1 finger sticking out does it for me
IvIarkgraham
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SXIBLK
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haha whos that johnny ?
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There is a vid where a lad gets put on a lie low and pushed out onto a lake!
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Ingham
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quote:
Originally posted by SXI_BURNLEY
haha whos that johnny ?


Holland

He didn't even know it happened until I posted them on Facey B haha.
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i've had all sorts done to me usually at my mate stu's house. i think the funniest was when i woke up and found all the left over buffet food down my boxer shorts. after a few times you learn not to get that wankered that you're gonna nod off.
Ingham
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^^
mattk
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Managed to scribble dick on his head with a pen that wouldnt work



then my mate was gonna piss on him but got stage fright and couldnt pee



ended up just going up and down his legs with a lighter burning his leg hairs till he woke up haha
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Few pictures from a couple of moments from a long time ago....

Wrapped the whole chair in wrapping paper, spray painted hand etc...





She was warned...



And this wasn't really drunken antics, but we broke into a mates room while he was back in London for a the holidays, and did this to him, the picture is of some lad he hated. He wasn't too happy when he got back. Lots of A4 paper, wasted a fair bit of ink of this!



[Edited on 14-06-2010 by Cavey]
John
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Latest one I can remember is sticking fags in a mates mouth, then his ear, he woke up while the one was going in his ear and it fell and burnt his neck.

Was funnier at the time, there was a vid
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We put as much shit as we could find on this guy.
mattk
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one of my mates tried to shoot his load on another mates face in magaluf but he couldnt cum, he blamed us lot laughing too much haha
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my mate got ratted one night and when we came back he threw up down the shitter and fell asleep next to it, so naturally...









the joys
John
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Waking up with jizz on your face could end up being a murder trial, you'd need some understanding mates.
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LMAO Macky

I wouldnt be that happy John, the lad who was asleep is the most homophobic person in the world, Im half glad the lad didnt shoot his fat tbh
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mattk
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haha one of my mates got tea bagged too, that pic just reminded me

it was in magaluf last year, the lad just opened his eyes, realised what was happening, stood up walked out and slammed the door, went into the other lads room and didnt speak to us all the next day haha
GTM
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Chap from work in newquay last year


Just woke up he didnt have a clue so we took him outside around the campsite,



didnt realise until some girl came up to him and said
"i love cock?!"

He thought his luck was in until she told him ha
mattk
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omg you bunch of bastards haha

 
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