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Shelly
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25th Mar 03 at 09:24   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN

Take off clothing and place it in the sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks. Walk into bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see your husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror. Make a mental note, must do more sit-ups. Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.

Wash your hair with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. Wash your hair again to make sure its clean. Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced with natural avocado oil. Leave for 15 minutes.

Wash your face with crushed Apricot kernel facial scrub for 14 minutes until face is red. Wash the entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash. Rinse conditioner off hair, making sure that it is all gone.

Shave armpits and legs. Consider shaving bikini line but decide to get it waxed instead. Scream loudly when your husband flushes the toilet and you lose water pressure. Turn off shower. Squeegee off all the wet surfaces in the shower and spray mould with Domestos. Get out of the shower. Dry with a towel the size of a small country. Wrap hair in super absorbent second towel. Check entire body for any signs of any signs of a zit.

Tweeze hairs. Return to the bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. If you see your husband along the way, cover any exposed areas then sashay to the bedroom. Take an hour and a half to get dressed.


HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN

Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed. Leave them in a pile on the floor. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along the way, shake dick at her, making the "woo woo" sound. Look at your
manly physique in the mirror and suck in your gut. Check to see if you have pecs (NO). Admire the size of your dick in the mirror and scratch your ass.

Get in the shower. ! Don't bother to look for a wash cloth because you don't use one. Wash your face. Wash your armpits. Blow your nose in your hands, and then let the water rinse the snot off. Crack up at how loud
your farts sound in the shower and then realise you shouldn't do it in a confined space. The majority of the time is spent washing your privates and surrounding area, wash your butt, leaving plenty of coarse hairs in the soap.

Shampoo hair, do not use conditioner. make a shampoo mohawk.

Peek out of the shower and look at yourself in the mirror again, pee in the shower. Rinse off and get out of the shower. Fail to notice the water on the floor because you left the curtain hanging out of the tub.

Partially dry off. Look at yourself in the mirror. Flex muscles. Admire the dick size again. Leave the shower curtain open and the wet bath mat on the floor. Leave the bathroom fan and light on. Return to the bedroom with the
towel around your waist. If you pass your wife - pull the towel off, ! shake dick at her and make the "woo woo" sound again. Throw the wet towel on the bed. Take two minutes to get dressed.


SO TRUE!
ajscorsa
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yup so true.
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Hehehe, pmsl that is so true
Keeley
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lol
Makarus
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Very funny, very true aswell.
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To true
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lol, thats so true...
Lynny
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Many truths in there, but fuck u wouldnt catch me pissing in the shower,

LoudCorsa
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well i have never showered like a woman but i see nothing wrong with the blokes one 'woo hoo'

chaz

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dragoncorsa
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wow do women really use all that sh1te discribed in there! explains y they take so long, y get on ya own i get shower wid the misses, she cleans everythin lol, y i dont no cos we only get mucky afterwards again
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nooo... ive just got Ted Baker Woman shower gel... and can't be arsed with putting that crap on my face.
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"woo woo"
Shelly
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*closes eyes* arrrghhhh put it away.

men look better with clothes ON
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Who masturbates in the shower??
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that was a conversation killer...

just looks like your owning up to this one Andy
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Can i shower with you Shelly?
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I'm not denying it
Just wanted to know if anyone else did
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quote:
Originally posted by J-Me


Can i shower with you Shelly?



What would you wanna do that for?
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LOL
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hahahahahaha

that is sooooooo true!
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"woo flippin woo!"

who'd pee in the shower.... thats rank!
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its amazing

 
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