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C2RL R
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2nd Sep 10 at 22:01   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
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you sit like a homo btw
DannyB
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I picture him sat there with a glass of whisky, reading glasses on but hanging off so he's looking over them at the laptop screen
Jules S
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Seriously 2 pages and not one person has question the fact that the way he is sat he could not possibly have a gf?!


That's you off the list of places she gets the dress from
Cosmo
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Originally posted by Jules S
quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo
Seriously 2 pages and not one person has question the fact that the way he is sat he could not possibly have a gf?!


That's you off the list of places she gets the dress from


I already barred you from all shops as knew you'd come with her wanting to try all the dresses on too.
Jules S
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Originally posted by Jules S
quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo
Seriously 2 pages and not one person has question the fact that the way he is sat he could not possibly have a gf?!


That's you off the list of places she gets the dress from


I already barred you from all shops as knew you'd come with her wanting to try all the dresses on too.


How come you suggested your dress size to me then?

Seriously though, the rents have been here often enough....why do they think we need another umbrella




And yes I sit like a gayer
Cosmo
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Sit like a gay and have an umbrella stand by the door.....seriously that was your birthday present wasn't it?
Dom
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2nd Sep 10 at 22:18   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I don't understand how blokes can sit like that, if i try it my nads feel like they're about to explode Foot resting on knee FTW.
Cosmo
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2nd Sep 10 at 22:26   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
EXACTLY

Dominic, I feel we have connected tonight.
Jules S
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quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo
EXACTLY

Dominic, I feel we have connected tonight.


As in not emptying your sacks lately?
Cosmo
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Originally posted by Cosmo
EXACTLY

Dominic, I feel we have connected tonight.


As in not emptying your sacks lately?



As in we havent emptied our sacks in to another males ass lately so cant cross our legs.

And dont have an umbrella stand by our front door.
Jules S
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2nd Sep 10 at 22:44   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Jesus,

I talk to one gayer about wedding designers who are gay.

The missus then shows me the most gay looking bloke ever, and now I'm mailing a gay looking bloke to buy a dress off an even gayer looking bloke to buy a dress.

Everything is wrong in my life right now

Cosmo
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And then you started crossing your legs like so, or was this before...
Ben G
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quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo
Seriously 2 pages and not one person has question the fact that the way he is sat he could not possibly have a gf?!


first thing that popped into my head he homo leg cross, reserved for gays.
Ben G
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i'm actually doing the homo leg cross now, testing it out. penis/balls feel too tightly compacted. not my thing.
Graham88
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That is pretty gay tbf

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