Tomnova16
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I found it amusing
http://www.independent.co.uk/opinion/columnists/miles-kington/high-court-hangups-747313.html
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Pablo
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lol
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antnee
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Winemaker
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Ha! Brilliant absolutely brilliant, would love to read more on this case.
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danny_vx
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Part 2
http://www.independent.co.uk/opinion/columnists/miles-kington/theres-no-place-like-a-hotel-747330.html
[Edited on 05-10-2010 by danny_vx]
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FAZ
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love it
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stu_c
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i can imagine it wish i was there
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Ian W
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I love the line, "I have 40,000 coats"
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Whittie
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Anty
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lmao
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CORSA NUT
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That is fucking awesome
I craked up at this bit..
Chrysler: Certainly. A lot of businessmen would never go home if they had the chance. So when they get home they like to recreate the hotel experience in their own house. Many of my clients have their own mini-bars in their bedrooms. They have TV sets at the end of the bed on a raised shelf, often with an adult sex channel on it. All their bathroom products come in wrappers and are thrown away each day. I have even known people in their own home put out "Do Not Disturb" notices on the door of their own bedroom.
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Graham88
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Amazing
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Balling
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Reads like pure fiction to me...
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Marc
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Having done jury service and witnessed how barristers construct themselves it was spot on!
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Jakey
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Judge: And where do you get the Gideon Bibles from?
Chrysler: Alas, they, too, have to be taken from hotels.
Judge: Then why are you not also up on a charge of Bible-stealing?
Chrysler: Because the Bibles do not belong to the hotels. They belong to the Gideon Society. And the Gideon Society has decided not to prosecute me, but to forgive me and tell me to go and sin no more.
Judge: And have you sinned no more?
Chrysler: Alas, no.
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Brett
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That was awesome
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oceansoul
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Brilliant
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stuartmitchell
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Chrysler: Yes. I had 40,000 coats which I needed to hang up.
Counsel: Is that true?
Chrysler: No.
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