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Twiggy

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Registered: 15th Oct 04
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8th Dec 10 at 19:14

Mrs has been left neg feedback for a top she has sold.

"Size was not as label and very obvious that it was not a size 16"

I want to reply with a funny comment like...

"Sorry your fat and a size 20 not 16....."

PMSL!

Any better ones?

100 epoints for the best!

John

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Registered: 30th Jun 03
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8th Dec 10 at 19:15

Wasn't an Ann Summers one was it?

Twiggy

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8th Dec 10 at 19:18

Nahhh moving away from the smut

Ben G

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Registered: 12th Jan 07
Location: Essex
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8th Dec 10 at 19:18

leave them a link to weightwatchers. fat pricks.

ste_p23

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Registered: 29th Dec 08
Location: Hindley,Wigan
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8th Dec 10 at 19:28

Lay off the doghnuts then lard arse?

Whittie

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Registered: 11th Aug 06
Location: North Wales Drives: BMW, Corsa & Fiat
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8th Dec 10 at 19:30

Your fat fingers must clicked negative by accident, so i'll let this one go.

AndyKent

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Registered: 3rd Sep 05
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8th Dec 10 at 19:39

How come its always you that has trouble with other people on ebay?

Twiggy

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8th Dec 10 at 20:33

Tomnova16

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Registered: 21st Jan 06
Location: Gerrards Cross Drives: Porsche 911
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8th Dec 10 at 20:34

quote:
Originally posted by AndyKent
How come its always you that has trouble with other people on ebay?

i was gonna put this as soon as i saw twiggy by the title

http://www.lemass.co.uk/ for all your automotive/bodyshop needs
Located in Chalfont st Peter

Whittie

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Registered: 11th Aug 06
Location: North Wales Drives: BMW, Corsa & Fiat
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8th Dec 10 at 20:39

eBay are cheeky twats; sent me this earlier.

I tried to reply saying something on the lines of "WHAT ABOUT SELLER PROTECTION" but just bounced back

MC028 Recommendations to improve your buyers' satisfaction - whittie1989
Dear whittie1989,

We've noticed that you may not be meeting buyer expectations, as indicated by your detailed seller ratings (DSRs). We've identified the following areas you can work on to improve your performance on eBay:

***Communicate promptly and professionally***

By keeping in touch with your buyers and maintaining a positive, professional tone, you can resolve many concerns before they become problems.

- Respond promptly to all questions or concerns.
- Send updates to keep your buyers informed of the status of their purchase.

You can learn more about communication best practices here:

http://pages.ebay.co.uk/help/sell/communicating.html

***Write clear and accurate item descriptions***

Buyers rely on the information in your listing description to make their purchase decision. To better manage their expectations:

- Write simple and clear descriptions, with no misleading or conflicting information.
- Provide details about the condition of the item, fully explaining any defects or flaws.

You can learn more about item description best practices here:

http://pages.ebay.co.uk/help/sell/descriptions.html

***About eBay's seller performance standards***

To meet the minimum standards required to sell on eBay, you'll need to limit the number of 1s and 2s you receive on your detailed seller ratings.

If you exceed 1% of your total transactions with low DSRs for "item as described," or greater than 2% on any other DSRs, your account will be considered as below standard. If you receive too many cases for items not received or items not as described, or negative or neutral Feedback, you may also be considered as performing below standard.

To review the requirements, copy this link into a new browser window:

http://pages.ebay.co.uk/help/policies/seller-non-performance.html

Thank you for your cooperation in this important matter.

Regards,

eBay Trust & Safety

H58350

sand-eel

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Registered: 15th Mar 07
Location: carluke/braidwood--IRNBRULAND
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8th Dec 10 at 20:42

Just write "lol"

Brett

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Registered: 16th Dec 02
Location: Manchester
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8th Dec 10 at 20:47

Just put something like "Clearly someone's kidding themselves about their correct dress size"

Can't believe she negged you lol Did she get in touch first?

Twiggy

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Registered: 15th Oct 04
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8th Dec 10 at 20:52

quote:
Originally posted by loafofbrett

Can't believe she negged you lol Did she get in touch first?

did she fuck, fat fucker

Adam_B

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Registered: 13th Dec 00
Location: Lancashire
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8th Dec 10 at 21:23

quote:
Originally posted by Twiggy
"Size was not as label..... "

So your Mrs listed it wrong?

Twiggy

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Registered: 15th Oct 04
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8th Dec 10 at 22:12

No, She is fat and trying to say lables are wrong! Funny how she did not get in touch 1st, would have refunded her

Steve X16XE

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Registered: 31st Dec 06
Location: Barnsley, South Yorkshire
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8th Dec 10 at 23:26

Send her a link to this thread!?

Steve

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Registered: 30th Mar 02
Location: Worcestershire Drives: Defender
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8th Dec 10 at 23:37

fat people are always baulchy and full of attitude. Think the world owes them a favour because they are big.

Reecemac

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Registered: 7th Jun 06
Location: Essex
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8th Dec 10 at 23:43

Hey fatty boom boom

Anty

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Registered: 19th Mar 08
Location: droitwich
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9th Dec 10 at 01:25

I reccomend you vist spec savers, and read the label on a weight watchers booklet next time !!

MarkSport

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Registered: 22nd May 09
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9th Dec 10 at 01:36

"if you had explained you were fat, i would have sent a boomerang to get your belt on" FREE OF CHARGE

SR91

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Registered: 21st Jun 08
Location: Lancashire.
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9th Dec 10 at 04:15

quote:
Originally posted by Steve
fat people are always baulchy and full of attitude. Think the world owes them a favour because they are big.

baza31

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Registered: 19th Apr 03
Location: yorkshire
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9th Dec 10 at 08:57

I am very sorry but the sizes i sell are the sizes on the label, i can not be held responsible for your wishfull thinking, maybe if you cant fit a 16 then i suggest you buy bigger or go on a diet. Best regards Twiggys girlfriend

or something along them lines

baza31

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Registered: 19th Apr 03
Location: yorkshire
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9th Dec 10 at 09:03

quote:
Originally posted by Steve
fat people are always baulchy and full of attitude. Think the world owes them a favour because they are big.

i fully agree with this statement. Fat people make me sick, its their greed that has got them there and IMO they should be exported as food to the third world for their sins.

this would solve 3 problesm

1) reduced nhs costs
2) help solve the hunger throughout the world
3) stop us having to see these awful people and them thinking the world owes them.

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