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Author APRIL FOOLS: I need help
bobothebear
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1st Apr 03 at 10:26   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Tell him you've just been to the Clinic and you've got Crabs or thrush!!!
then tell him he's gotta rush to the doctors to be checked out.
Shelly
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1st Apr 03 at 10:27   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
this has gone quite sick.
Marcus_Foster
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1st Apr 03 at 10:28   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
tel him you are a lesbian and you are with him to cover it up.
Tommy
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1st Apr 03 at 10:29   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Do the job in new zealand thing !!!!!!!!!! It will work
Brett
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1st Apr 03 at 10:29   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
send him a txt saying

"you are wholey unsatisfying in bed"
Brett
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i reckon the 'used to be a man' one will work
Marcus_Foster
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tell him you perfer your vibrator because it the only think that lasts longer than 2 mins
Tommy
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1st Apr 03 at 10:31   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Not with her tits it wouldnt
Brett
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quote:
Originally posted by LoudandLow
Not with her tits it wouldnt


undecided
Shelly
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1st Apr 03 at 10:52   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by LoudandLow
Not with her tits it wouldnt


OI! leave them out of it!
Cybermonkey
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1st Apr 03 at 10:53   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Shelly
quote:
Originally posted by LoudandLow
Not with her tits it wouldnt


OI! rip my top off and rub my nipples!


Yesssss

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What u do in the end then Shelly ?
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He's not come on MSN yet...

i know its afternoon now...

my name is currently "SKBv1 going to brum"

gonna tell him my ex has invited me to brum this weekend...

that should piss him off
Brett
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my g/f jsut tried one on me.
went for the good old "i'm pregnant".
I just said "it's after 12"
Shelly
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1st Apr 03 at 11:34   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
you should have fooled her buy getting all broody and buying some baby clothes
Brett
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Tommy
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u cant do n e thing now coz its after 12
Shelly
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1st Apr 03 at 11:46   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i know
Jamie
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I'm selling my car
Foz
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the sicker the better, im just summing up which 1 2 use on my mrs! lol
Wolfy
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hmm i know its late but you could have said you slipped up on the path and smacked ya (ahem) donna on a lamp post and cant have sex for a year???
Shelly
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that wouldnt work... i'm a nymph
Tommy
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1st Apr 03 at 12:57   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Tell me about it !!!!


Ooops let slip ure secret
Shelly
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what secret?!

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