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3CorsaMeal
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28th Jan 11 at 13:57   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i would actually go and stand in a bar/pub, make a mental note of the position of everyones valuables/wallets etc.

then set the smoke free, shout "its John Locke", then run around and pocket everyones belongings in the panic that unfolds
adiohead
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28th Jan 11 at 13:58   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
fuck LOST and that shit ending
Bueno
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28th Jan 11 at 14:40   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
potassium nitrate + sugar + parrafin wax = homemade smoke nade
Ojc
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28th Jan 11 at 14:42   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Petrol - Glass Bottle - Rag - Molotov cocktail.
3CorsaMeal
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28th Jan 11 at 14:45   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Piss+Shit+mud = smelly shitty piss mud
Matt L
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28th Jan 11 at 15:10   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I have a smoke grenade form paint balling not quite as cool tbh
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28th Jan 11 at 16:11   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Ojc
Petrol - oil - Glass Bottle - Rag - Molotov cocktail.



EFA, the oil makes it a molotov. Causes it to stick to the things it splashes onto.
alan-g-w
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28th Jan 11 at 16:15   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Bueno
potassium nitrate + sugar + parrafin wax = homemade smoke nade


Ping pong ball wrapped in tin foil + a lighter held under it = smoke bomb
gtitim
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28th Jan 11 at 18:33   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by alan-g-w
quote:
Originally posted by Ojc
Petrol - oil - Glass Bottle - Rag - Molotov cocktail.



EFA, the oil makes it a molotov. Causes it to stick to the things it splashes onto.


Add a bit of fairy and elastic bands for ultimate stick-burny-ness.
JonnyJ
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28th Jan 11 at 18:38   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Nath
I've got two smoke grenades


Throw them at Nath and steal his 2 smoke grenades.

Profit.
CorsAsh
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28th Jan 11 at 18:38   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Set it off in Steve's display cabinet, will make his Harrier look like it's in the Falklands.
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quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
Set it off in Steve's display cabinet, will make his Harrier look like it's in the Falklands.


fucking
Nath
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29th Jan 11 at 09:57   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by JonnyJ
quote:
Originally posted by Nath
I've got two smoke grenades


Throw them at Nath and steal his 2 smoke grenades.

Profit.


One of them is blue. I'm thinking we should sit in that noisy stand at 'Beath and let it off whilst shouting, 'COME ON COWDEN!!'.
Anty
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29th Jan 11 at 22:59   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by derick-sport
quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
Set it off in Steve's display cabinet, will make his Harrier look like it's in the Falklands.


fucking


Fucking Qualty made me laugh
JonnyJ
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29th Jan 11 at 23:02   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Nath
quote:
Originally posted by JonnyJ
quote:
Originally posted by Nath
I've got two smoke grenades


Throw them at Nath and steal his 2 smoke grenades.

Profit.


One of them is blue. I'm thinking we should sit in that noisy stand at 'Beath and let it off whilst shouting, 'COME ON COWDEN!!'.


Right. This is definitely happening.
Bonney
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30th Jan 11 at 21:21   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Keep hold of it till summer, Keep it in the car and when you see the annoying boy racer with his wigan pier cd on full blast through their splx speakers in their tin can, Smile at them as you launch it into their car and polietly wave and smile as you drive off.
Steve
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looks like an oil filter

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