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emicen

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20th Mar 11 at 22:38

Where does one start really

The duckface play boy bunny who could nibble your ear from the other side of the dinner table with those teeth? The sex predator car sales woman? Taking a pig with painted nails to a fashion shop for it piss on the floor?

Top quality cringe entertainment.

Fro

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21st Mar 11 at 06:55

Makes me feel ashamed to live in Essex and not far from them for that matter

although sugar hut is usually a good night out!

xa0s

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21st Mar 11 at 07:11

Strangely addictive though lol

Ojc

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21st Mar 11 at 07:53

Full of twats with rich parents.

Did anyone see that bird that was a playboy bunny? What a stinker.

emicen

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21st Mar 11 at 08:03

Although I generally think Mark is a prick, I fucking love his facial expressions at times, like when Lydia was wanting to bring the pig to the shop opening

That Lucy bird is a wee darling

Was interesting they finally showed where they get "their" cash from. Had a feeling it was largely bank of mum and dad.

[Edited on 21-03-2011 by emicen]

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21st Mar 11 at 08:14

I liked Mark giving the guy with the big buffon hair the speech about he could be him in a few years, yes if he has parents that give him a nightclub. Some top quality titage in it though!

emicen

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21st Mar 11 at 08:20

That was brilliant. Is it ok if I date your ex cause I don't wanna upset you, I wanna be you. Yeah yeah, no worries geezer, I'll put in a good word for ya.

That boy and the Bunny in the bar was like Ken and Barbie. They just didn't look human!

Ojc

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21st Mar 11 at 08:32

I can't believe they are 23/24 years old they look mid thirties

richc

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21st Mar 11 at 08:46

quote:
Originally posted by Ojc
I can't believe they are 23/24 years old they look mid thirties

Some of them arnt even that!

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21st Mar 11 at 08:54

quote:
Originally posted by Ojc
I can't believe they are 23/24 years old they look mid thirties

Yeah when the buffon boy said Mark was 24 I was quite shocked, looks as you say 30s.

emicen

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21st Mar 11 at 09:09

Sam is only 21 at most iirc. Must have had a hard paper round

BarnshaW

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21st Mar 11 at 09:17

i dont get it though? is it reality? its blatantly not real so its confused me loads.

Jamie Walby

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21st Mar 11 at 09:21

quote:
Originally posted by fro-dizzle
Makes me feel ashamed to live in Essex and not far from them for that matter although sugar hut is usually a good night out!

Im glad we moved away now

richc

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21st Mar 11 at 09:27

quote:
Originally posted by BarnshaW
i dont get it though? is it reality? its blatantly not real so its confused me loads.

Its 'based' on real life, yet it states at the startts some of it is set up for entertainment.

Ojc

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21st Mar 11 at 09:28

The start where they were lost in the woods, how can they be lost if there is a film crew filming them

Did you see how fat Arg's legs are?

emicen

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21st Mar 11 at 09:53

Its almost like Lydia had all the fat sucked out her and put in Arg. That scene where they were sat outside talking, his trousers weren't leaving much to the imagination!

BarnshaW, its like The Hills, based on reality but some of the scenes are staged. Most obvious when its Arg and Lydia again tbh.

Nick-S

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21st Mar 11 at 11:04

quote:
Originally posted by Ojc
I can't believe they are 23/24 years old they look mid thirties

i thought the same when he said he was 24

3CorsaMeal

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21st Mar 11 at 11:11

quote:
Originally posted by Ojc
Full of twats with rich parents.

enough about corsasport

LeeM

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21st Mar 11 at 11:23

It's because they've probably spent the past 10 years on sun beds

Ojc

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21st Mar 11 at 11:32

Talking of which I need to get back on them before I start wearing my Bermuda shorts.

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