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Twiggy
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31st Mar 11 at 13:01   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

My G/F's mate just found out she is up the duff so might tell the mrs i am the dad
Tom
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quote:
Originally posted by Tomnova16
might fill chloe's bum with marbles


Fill it with grapes, see if she let's out a little wine while you're doing it
Jamie Walby
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quote:
Originally posted by adiohead
quote:
Originally posted by Jamie Walby
I have arranged a band practice in Brighton thats not actually happening.







Actually, just checked the dates and it not 'til the 15th

I would of April fooled myself


[Edited on 31-03-2011 by adiohead]


MarkSport
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I got a few things planned. might tell the boss someones crashed into his van so he panics....my old boss got his employee last year by phoning him and asking if he had liability insurance.when asked why he told him that the house he rewired the week before burnt down in the night
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Going to work 15 mins too early to remove all letters from boss' keyboard and replacing them in alphabetical order.


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quote:
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Perhaps I should put something in her hand luggage.. wee bit of cocaine or something.


Massive black dildo, one of them that would need a generator to power it.
G_Man
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31st Mar 11 at 16:51   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

My birthday too
Ingham
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Lay in the middle of the kitchen floor with loads of tablets around me and make it look like I'm foaming at the mouth. Should shock my Mum
MarkSport
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If i done that my mum would batter me
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Dip you in a fryer making you a delicious crispy treat?
Bonney
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Today they took a sign down out side work.

Going to go in early tomorrow and see if i can find the letters and spell something out with them and stick them up!
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im going to tell all the retards its christmas
Ingham
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quote:
Originally posted by MarkSport
If i done that my mum would batter me


She wouldn't dare do it to me she loves me too much
MarkSport
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31st Mar 11 at 17:21   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

my mum?






































Ingham
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quote:
Originally posted by MarkSport
my mum?










































I'll let her explain..

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