Ben J
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I like it if its tidy, clean and bald like Ellie Gouldings.
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Ojc
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Makes no odds to me.
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Ben J
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So you'd lick a dirty, yeasty minge then?
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adiohead
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or a period fish stinking cheese hole?
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Ben J
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I once licked a minge which was like a badly packed kebab.
It was like licking a burger with soggy lettuce hanging out.
She was FIT tho so I let her off.
[Edited on 04-05-2011 by Ben J]
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sc0ott
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should have 'sooked' the fuck out it.
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deano87
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Hawt.
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Jake
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quote: Originally posted by Ben J
I got into a fight with some teenage girls last time we went to see her
All because one of the bitches barged into my missus and elbowed her in the face (before the gig actually started btw)
So I pushed her in the back and she went down like a sack of spuds.
Then I had about 20 teenyboppers hissing and trying to attack me.
[Edited on 04-05-2011 by Ben J]
tell me you knocked them out
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Jake
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quote: Originally posted by Ben J
I once licked a minge which was like a badly packed kebab.
my worst nightmare
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Russ
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quote: Originally posted by Jake
quote: Originally posted by Ben J
I got into a fight with some teenage girls last time we went to see her
All because one of the bitches barged into my missus and elbowed her in the face (before the gig actually started btw)
So I pushed her in the back and she went down like a sack of spuds.
Then I had about 20 teenyboppers hissing and trying to attack me.
[Edited on 04-05-2011 by Ben J]
tell me you knocked them out
The J in Ben J doesn't stand for Jake mate
[Edited on 04-05-2011 by Russ]
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willay
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^
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Ben G
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it stands for jaffa, mate.
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Ben J
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quote: Originally posted by Jake
quote: Originally posted by Ben J
I got into a fight with some teenage girls last time we went to see her
All because one of the bitches barged into my missus and elbowed her in the face (before the gig actually started btw)
So I pushed her in the back and she went down like a sack of spuds.
Then I had about 20 teenyboppers hissing and trying to attack me.
[Edited on 04-05-2011 by Ben J]
tell me you knocked them out
Apart from the one I pushed over, I didn't do anything else.
I thought the stewards/police may side with the teenage girls over the 30 year old bloke.
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mwg
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Ellie Goulding rocks my world. Mega nice
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Ben J
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quote: Originally posted by Jake
quote: Originally posted by Ben J
I once licked a minge which was like a badly packed kebab.
my worst nightmare
It was clean, smelt lovely and was smooth as a baby's bum but just a bit "flappy" It seemed to be only one that was hanging out.
So it wasn't a big problem.
And as said the girl was hawt so I didn't mind so much.
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Ben J
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quote: Originally posted by mwg
Ellie Goulding rocks my world. Mega nice
Apart from the Manu thing I like you.
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mwg
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Her voice when she sings your song is awesome. Hairs stand up on the back of the neck sort of job. Bet she is amazing live
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Ojc
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No
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Ben J
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Fucking incredible live.
Just wish she'd dressed and danced like that at the Manc gig.
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mwg
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quote: Originally posted by Ojc
No
you like German women with hairy armpits
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