Wrighty_1988
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He was properly going at it too, then apparently finished and walked over to another monkey and wiped it on the back of his head. I laughed so hard, I'm fairly sure a little bit of wee came out
Same thing happened to us at chester zoo. Monkey sat on the bonnet started banging one out, he jizzed on his hand then ate it!, kept giving them bits of double cheeseburger and fags lol. They dont half wreck cars tho. There was this ford galaxy with about 40 pakistanis in, a monkey ran 20foot at full pelt and jump and swung on the wing mirror ripping it clean off. We bust a gut at that one
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GF-91
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Must have been a Big ford galaxy.
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Cavey
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Originally posted by SXIBLK
blue planet aquarium?
Rip off and WANK.
I swam in the shark tank there, thought it was pretty good tbf 
assuming fella above means Whipsnade and not Chester Zoo?
Like Lee said, if you want inside stuff, probably Ice Skating at Altrincham? Otherwise, I love Chester Zoo, Safari park if you wanted something a bit different, or as everyone else has suggested, sit in a big park somewhere
I am also assuming this advice is too late as you seem to have been and come back already anyway 
[Edited on 06-05-2011 by Cavey]
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Tom G
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Went Tatton park mate, weather turned out well so happy days.
Or he's talking about knowsley safari park?
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Jakey
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Ice skating - awesome, its great if you can skate and funny if you can't. Jakey will vouch for this
The ladies LOVE ice skating. Gives you a cheeky excuse to get yours arms around them.
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Cavey
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Knew he meant a Safari park, couldn't remember if it was Knowsley or Whipsnade out that way, thinking i was completely wrong
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Kathryn W
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Originally posted by Tom G
It's only 10 less than going Chester zoo. Ahh Fuck it, let's go see some monkey loving 
Dunham isn't that big to be honest, it is nice though.
We normally just park on te outside of Dunham Massey and then wall through the gardens free parking
Tatton is huge in comparison and it's lovely!
There's also Lyme Park which is good but that's Stockport way!
What about something like West Kirby beach? Or Formby?
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Tom G
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I heard about kirby beach but never been...went southport which wasnt to bad actually, got some boats to go out on etc.
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Ben G
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zoo is a good shout.
animals make good talking points and usually do some funny stuff (pick their noses, wank etc) so if she has a sense of humour she could well enjoy it.
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Jake
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if she dont have a sense of humour then it will be shit and you will cry yourself to sleep that night
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Ben G
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be easier just to buy some roofies off doug and have a good night.
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Tom G
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Black Doug?
Yeah she's quite funny, just getting to know her/relationship day.
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