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Andy

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Registered: 28th Dec 99
Location: Cumbria, UK
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10th Apr 03 at 09:31

> > > France announced today that it plans to ban fireworks at Euro
>Disney,
> > > following last night's display that caused soldiers at a nearby
>French
> > > army garrison to surrender.

> > >
> > > Did you hear about the rifle for sale on E-Bay? "FOR SALE, French
> > > rifle, never fired, dropped once."

> > >
> > > France wants more evidence [of Iraqi violations]. The last time
>France
> > > wanted more evidence, it rolled right through France with a German
> > > flag.

> > >
> > > The only way the French are going in is if we tell them we found
> > > truffles in Iraq.

> > >
> > > I don't know why people are surprised that France won't help us
>get
> > > Saddam out of Iraq. After all, France wouldn't help us get the
>Germans
> > > out of France!

> > >
> > > Do you know how many Frenchmen it takes to defend Paris? It's not
> > > known, it's never been tried.

> > >
> > > Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without
>your
> > > accordion.
> > >

> > > Q: Why does the new French Navy have glass-bottom boats?
> > > A: So they can see the old French Navy.
> > >
> > > Q: How can you recognize a French veteran?
> > > A: Sunburned armpits.
> > >
> > > Q: The French have just ordered a new national flag.
> > > A: It's a white cross on a white background
> > >
> > > Q: Where do you find 60 million French jokes?
> > > A: In France.
> > >
> > > Q: Why do the French eat snails?
> > > A: It gives them speedier reactions.
> > >
> > > In 1966 upon being told that Charles DeGaulle had taken France out
>of
> > > NATO and that all U.S. Troops must be evacuated off of French soil
> > > President Lyndon Johnson told Secretary of State Dean Rusk: Ask
>him
>about
> > > the
> > > cemeteries Dean! So at end of the meeting Dean did ask DeGaulle if
>his
> > > order to remove all U.S. troops from French soil also included the
> > > 60,000+ soldiers buried in France from World War I and World War
>II.
> > > DeGaulle never answered.
> > >
> > >
> > > Something to ponder:
> > >
> > > You are the President of the United States. Scientists have
>discovered
> > > a meteor that is headed towards the earth. They have calculated
>that it
> > > will strike France in 2 days, at approximately 2:30 A.M. The
> > > meteor
>is
> > > large enough to completely wipe France from the face of the earth
> > > forever.
> > >
> > > France and the United Nations have requested that the United
> > > States
>send
> > all
> > > available ships and aircraft to help evacuate the country. Among
>the
> > > ships and planes you could be sending are many that are being used
>to
> > > fight the war on terror overseas. As the President, you must
>decide: Do
> > > you stay up late on the night of the impact to watch the coverage
>live,
> > > or tape it and watch it in the morning?
> > >
> > >
> > > Come on now. Give the French a break. After all they did win the
>French
> > > Revolutionary War ... but then again they were fighting the
>French.

Steve

Premium Member