SetH
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Until your ring piece rips
Ben G : "the fuck judging by the log that just came out i'm guessing 3, maybe 4 at a push."
Eck : "Depends. I've had quite a lot in there before. Give me a bottle of KY, and a handful of clementines and I'll give you a glass of orange juice."
Fro : "12.5 i believe."
Hammer : "What is the diameter of his nigger penis?"
>>>> SetH : 6 inches, proper nigga horse cock son
Hammer :"1 pump then, my unbleached arse has never been probed by anyone other than my own finger....in the shower....whilst I had a wank."
aidohead : "three and a half, for sure."
Scoob : "wind your fucking neck in, you dont want to run with me cunt id leave you behind. "
OJC : "Quite a few actually, had so many things up it last few years." > The rest of ollies response has been censored unless ollie authorises its posting.
loafofbrett : "He'd probably collapse after 1 once he's broken the seal and released the toxic gas tbh."
Munchie :"15, u?"
Jambo : "3, at a push."
Russ : "12 from Tyson, 8 from you"
Rob R : "16, 17 on a good day?"
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Ben G
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Lol good u2u that was.
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Fro
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cheered me up on a shite day
I <3 Sethery
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Fro
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Scoob
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Brett
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brebaz
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I feel left out
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SetH
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he wants your white ass
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Kerry
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Russ
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and thats exactly what happened
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AlunJ
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Brett
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quote: Originally posted by Fro
Scoob
Just read that
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3CorsaMeal
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i see you choose not to post my reply
bet you will pretend it never happened as well
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Rob R
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So I win the "Slackest Ring on CS" award?
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scoob
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roid rage that day.
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SetH
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quote: Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
i see you choose not to post my reply
bet you will pretend it never happened as well
I havent got a reply from you mate, just checked U2U's again nothing there
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3CorsaMeal
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quote: Originally posted by SetH
quote: Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
i see you choose not to post my reply
bet you will pretend it never happened as well
I havent got a reply from you mate, just checked U2U's again nothing there
i get ya
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adiohead
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quote: Originally posted by SetH
Ben G : "the fuck judging by the log that just came out i'm guessing 3, maybe 4 at a push."
aidohead : "three and a half, for sure."
Jambo : "3, at a push."
fucking close!
[Edited on 18-06-2011 by adiohead]
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CorsAsh
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Tyson is a weakling compared to Kriss Akabusi.
quote: Akabusi sat in his Vauxhall Corsa as it passed through the car wash humming the theme tune from Record Breakers. All the windows were soaped up and no one could see in so, for the briefest moments, he thought about having a w*nk. But his two kids were in the back so he decided against it.
After dropping them off at school, Akabusi was at a loss as to how to fill his day. He was delivering a motivational speech to a bunch of spastics tonight in Stevenage so he didn't want to over do it. He felt a twinge in his back. It had been aching since him and John Fashanu had wrestled naked in front of a roaring fire at Fash's £128,700 mansion in Hemel Hempstead. Akabusi had smashed a porcelain bust of Justin and he had had to leave.
Before he knew it he was at a massage parlour and had paid his £10 entry. Before he could get to the changing rooms he slipped out of his pin stripe dungerees and could feel the fragrant steam of the sauna tickle his massive balls like a poacher under a trout.
He applied a towel to his lower torso, barely able to conceal his pulsating ebony fire hydrant. He stepped into the room and lay down on the pleather massage table pushing his face through the hole and letting his cock hang over the side.
Behind him the door opened and Akabusi's pussy senses were raised to Severe. The aroma of chicken and sweetcorn soup and Morecambe Bay cockles hit him like a steam train and he knew right then that he would sire another child.
Small hands covered in oil began to explore his muscular, Nigerian coffee coloured bodywork. As the girl's hands reached his proud buttocks he tried everything in his power to conceal a huge fart he had been brewing since he'd parked in the multi storey car park.
When the girl slipped a greasy little finger up his April he let out a yelp and nearly roared "Awooga" but he stopped himself. The hands of the girl motioned him to turn over, which he duly did.
His eyes found a young Chinese girl wearing a little white tunic which he knew concealed a pair of juicy little bristols and almost certainly a clunge as ripe and yellow as a week old banana. As he lay on his back, blood rushed into his veiny Tower of Pisa quicker than Asians into a Cash And Carry at 8.59am. He lay there looking like a chocolate drawing pin as the girl starting applying more and more oil. He was so hard and tall that he worried slightly that the price of oil may be affected by his erection.
Her tiny hands kneeded his giant oak and at one point Akabusi half thought she was an Ewok trying to climb a Giant Red on Endor. He leapt up and ripped open her tunic revealing, as he had suspected, a gorgeous set of two tits, nipples as dark as Green and Black 70% and a pussy so wet and hairless he was reminded of Duncan Goodhew.
He dived into her like a released rapist and set about plunging into every orifice that was available and some that were not. Within hours he was on his vinegars and let rip with such a gush of spunk that the poor girl tried in vein to make a call to the Morecambe Bay coastguard.
Spent, sweating and panting Akabusi untangled his yawning plonker and slipped on his dungerees. The girl, who later from police reports he found was called Hi Tide Run, lay on the floor, a shredded mess of manfat, baby oil, matted hair and rice. Akabusi looked at his Casio watch/calculator and saw that the spastic thing started in 20 minutes. He bent down over the Chinese meal he had just demolished, whisphered "Awooga" in her ear and patted her on the fanny.
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John John
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What the fuck??!
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SetH
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Jesus Christ ASH WTF
Is that your fantasy bed time reading?
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BarnshaW
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Akabusi scaled the walls of the £756,000 Sussex mansion with all the stealth of a gekko on a Mallorcan shower wall. As luck would have it the window was open. He dropped in and slipped out of his dungerees and let the cool air caress his polished ebony skin.
The house was quiet. He looked into one room and saw the sleeping Peter Andre - without the wig and wax on his face he was rather beautiful. But Akabusi wasn't into arses. Not today.
He heard a noise coming from the bathroom. He ran along the landing, his giant cock swinging in the air like Saddam on Youtube. He looked into the bathroom and saw a mad little f**ker, big as a barrel and blind as a bat leaping up and down in some boiling water.
"Akabusi!" said a voice behind him. "Stop looking at my son with your cock out".
Akabusi slowly turned around and saw Katie Price in front of him - wearing nothing but a Juicy Couture camisole and the slightest glistening of her ample clunge.
As ever Akabusi's cock became harder than the Guardian cryptic and proceeded to bang her tits off as Harvey ate a bag of Prawn Cocktail crisps from the floor that Akabusi had brought just in case.
Before Akabusi left he wiped his now dying cock on Harvey's afro, bent down to the prone Jordan, who lay liked a painter's radio in the moonlight, and whispered "Awooga" in her ear and patted her on the fanny.
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Jake
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£128 700 mansion
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micra_pete
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