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26th Jul 11 at 10:16   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
But those kids were savagely murdered, it's not a joking matter that. That druggie waste of air Amy Winehouse is.
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i feel sorry for the guy doing the autopsy, she looked rough as fcuk when alive, i bet her dead body looks like something from a horror film
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So...the jokes about other babies/children are better are they? Don't see you complaining about them?
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Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
i feel sorry for the guy doing the autopsy, she looked rough as fcuk when alive, i bet her dead body looks like something from a horror film


Why?, ghastly clothing will be removed, she'll be washed down and scrubbed. Drained of all fluids. I bet she'll look better tbh.
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i reckon she will look like that time some kids shaved a sloth and threw rocks at it
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like that, but with puncture holes all up her arms
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what the hell is that?!
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A wild stab in the dark but I believe it's a shaved sloth on some rocks.
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that shaved sloth is baller
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its my training pics before i give out my advice
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Montuak monster
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quote:
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What do Michael Jackson and Amy Winehouse have in common?

Both had a 10 year old crack addiction


There both dead??
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Amy Winehouse approaches the gates of Heaven and is at the back of a massive queue of people.
St. Peter sees her and beckons her to the front. "Am I getting special treatment because of my fame?" she asks.
''No'' St. Peter replies ''We're still waiting for a Norwegian translator for this lot!"
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First page Blu
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Rupert Murdoch has expressed his condolences to the Winehouse family.

He was touched by the poignant messages left on her voicemail.
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what was that one someone's already put on another thread....

i chuckled



Amy Winehouse's début album was called frank....

i think she should of spoke to him
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Amy winehouse arrives at the gates of heaven to be met by saint Peter and Michael Jackson.

Amy says " oh Michael are you here to greet me cause I'm a musical genius like yourself that left the last life too early?

"Micheal looks to saint Peter and says "who is that long faced junkie and where are all these Norwegian kids you promised me?"

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