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Ben G
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Wtf
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Originally posted by Ben G
.,.W./;'t.. p0tat0..f


calm the fuck down ben
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Lol crap phone, makes me sound like orbbo
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What kind of phone is it Ben? So I can pray I never cross it's path.
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SE xperia arc
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jr in laying into luke shocker
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Where is JR
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hi mate
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i used to use a similar technique at school with the lost property cupboard.

would make up an item and pretend i'd lost it, the caretaker would let me in to look in the cupboard full of stuff, then i remember other stuff in there i fancy.

then i would get other mates to go in pretending they had lost the stuff i'd seen earlier.

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quote:
Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
i used to use a similar technique at school with the lost property cupboard.

would make up an item and pretend i'd lost it, the caretaker would let me in to look in the cupboard full of stuff, then i remember other stuff in there i fancy.

then i would get other mates to go in pretending they had lost the stuff i'd seen earlier.



how r u not being jumped on u thieving bastard

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Originally posted by mike56gte
he is telling no lies! i was the guy with the 70k audi rs6 in the story.

hi

quote:
Originally posted by Ian
Even if this story is correct - which given it's already changed once is unlikely - it says a lot that no one believes it anyway.

hasnt changed, dunno y people say that, story is the same

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Originally posted by Ian
I too would have been pissed off, you're lucky that the guy was sound. In the very least I would have bollocked the guy on the desk and left angry, not hung about in a car park with the guy who pulled it off.

We both just said thats bad and wont be leaving our keys there again.

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Originally posted by Ian
What you mean is, he beat you at karting so you bummed up to him and he didn't have the heart to tell you to do one, and then he revved it a bit when he was leaving.

they were on 2 stroke karts, a good 3-4 seconds quicker per lap on average, pretty much impossible to keep up tbh

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Originally posted by --ToM--
hes just a wanker mate unfortunately theres alot of them in the world lately but this one likes to continue to bless us with his presence in the form of either totally untrue, highly exagerated or not interesting in the slightest threads.

yet here you are, still here... still reading. still replying... in a not interesting in the slightest threads?

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Originally posted by pow
To be fair IF this is true then it is pretty shocking. But, doesn't that place have lockers as well?

But, in all honesty, are you surprised at the responces you're getting in here?

cant picture where the lockers are, maybe as you walk into the breifing room betwen the toilets? not sure

nah im never surprised with the responses
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Originally posted by jr
im going to go to daytona next time luke is on his summer holidays from big school and wait till he hands his skoda key in then say i own it and then take it to its natural habitat of asda and put loads of bread in it and stop pretending its a supercar, then take it to adi@unit18 to see if he is as good at making sandwiches as luke is at beeing a cunt


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You must have missed my golf in the car park. I was in the race before you. Saw your fabia in the car park, also saw a 911 turbo but didn't notice the Audi. I quite like your skoda, but can confirm that even on public roads you do drive like a complete idiot. (I was at the pub next door when you hammered it passed. Completely unnecessary)
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quote:
Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
i used to use a similar technique at school with the lost property cupboard.

would make up an item and pretend i'd lost it, the caretaker would let me in to look in the cupboard full of stuff, then i remember other stuff in there i fancy.

then i would get other mates to go in pretending they had lost the stuff i'd seen earlier.




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Do you get the option of opening the door via a button on the keys when a car has 'keyless' entry?
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Do you get the option of opening the door via a button on the keys when a car has 'keyless' entry?


If you actually meant unlocking instead of opening, then yes.

My Mazda does, as does my aunts S5.
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Originally posted by xa0s
went go karting at sandown park today, usually hand car keys in at reception so u dont have to take me on the kart with you.

after the session, my mate went and got my key without me knowing. they didnt know we were together or anything. he said he saw an audi key in the drawer and to see if i can blag it

walked over, can i have my key plz, what car, audi... *hands key*, thanks

walk outside waving the key pushing the button, hear a beep behind transit.. walk round... RS6 V10 parked next to a 911 Turbo

car is unlocked, no CCTV, key in hand ready to go in a DSG RS6.

heart was pounding haha

we were walking back in and as i handed the key back the owner was asking for it and they said it isnt there etc... so fucking worrying! chatted to the guy, explained it was a test and shit, he was sound and let us sit in it + rev the 911 Turbo... decent chaps

just shows how easy it is though, mate is convinced his dads mate knows people who'd pay £10k for it instantly if delivered to his garage with the key. shocking how bad their system is i guess but i suppose they dont expect £70k Audi's to be sat there

i've never stolen anything in my life and deep down i wouldn't be able to, but i had a feeling go through me that i hadn't felt before, it was a massive buzz just holding the key, hearing the alarm pip etc.

just thought i'd share, everyone i've told so far found it interesting

inb4 flame + knob + dickhead + stuff


Being honest.. if it was my audi i'd have had u arrested or leathered, not talking to u about cars!
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Lol at the egos in here. Not sure whos the worst here. Xaos or the cs bandwagon
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If this is a true story I would tear the guy at the desk a new one.
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quote:
Originally posted by Butler
You must have missed my golf in the car park. I was in the race before you. Saw your fabia in the car park, also saw a 911 turbo but didn't notice the Audi. I quite like your skoda, but can confirm that even on public roads you do drive like a complete idiot. (I was at the pub next door when you hammered it passed. Completely unnecessary)

hi thanks for the comments

when is hammering it ever necessary though? the audi in front of me past the pub was my mate, still buzzing after karting and had a little play on the way to nandos

got a pic of your golf btw? had a look around the guys but nothing stood out except the s5, rs6 and 911

[Edited on 30-08-2011 by xa0s]
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Originally posted by big eck
If this is a true story I would tear the guy at the desk a new one.

go and try it yourself and find out... all my mates knew about it and all the audi/porche guys (6-8 in total) knew about it and didnt tear him a new one, internets

u leave shit with them at ur own risk i guess, prob wudnt have a leg to stand on

still bad but only thing u can do is not leave shit there again, which i wont

[Edited on 30-08-2011 by xa0s]
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Scobareebabo.

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