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Drew
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A German guy approaches a prostitute.
"I vish to buy sex vit you".
"OK" says the girl, "I charge 50 quid an hour".

"Ist goot, but I must varn you, I am a little kinky".

"No problem" she replies cautiously, "I can do a
little kinky". So off they go to the girl's flat, where the German produces four large bedsprings and a duck caller.

"I vant you to tie ze springs to each of your limbs." The girl finds this most odd, but complies, fastening the springs to her hands and knees.

"Now you vill get on your hans und knees." She duly does this, balancing on the springs.

"You vill please blow Zis vistle as I make love to you."

She finds this odd, but figures it's harmless, and the guy is paying. The sex is fantastic. She is bounced all over the room by the energetic German, all the time honking on the duck
caller. The climax is the most sensational that she has ever experienced, and it is several minutes before she has recovered the breath to say: "That was totally amazing, what do you call that?????"

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wait for it, wait for it !!!

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"Ah", says the German, "Four-sprung duck technique."


rather poor i know
CORSA NUT
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That's bad drew

as i Vorse spraun dok tecnik.Audi
Adam-D
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Colin.S
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Drew keep em short.

Whats E.T short for?? Remember that one
Marc
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No, did he ave sum sort of growth defiency?
Drew
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quote:
Originally posted by Colin.S


Drew keep em short.

Whats E.T short for?? Remember that one


lmao - thats a classic
BabyBlade
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i dont get it
Drew
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wots et short for?

cause he has small legs

 
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