Pablo
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> > Every year the FBI, is asked to investigate over 36, 000 Serious Crimes
> > including Suspicious Deaths and Homicides. Every year the Homicide
> > Investigations Unit puts out its Top Homicides of the year.
> >
> > Debby Mills-Newbroughton, 99 years old, was killed as she crossed the road.
> > She was to turn 100 the next day, but crossing the road with her daughter
> > to go to her own birthday party, her wheel chair was hit by the truck
> > delivering her birthday cake.
> >
> > Peter Stone, 42 years old, is murdered by his 8-year-old daughter, who he
> > had just sent to her room with no dinner. Young Samantha Stone felt that if
> > she couldn't have dinner no one should, and she promptly inserted 72 rat
> > poison tablets into her father's coffee as he prepared dinner. The victim
> > took one sip and promptly collapsed. Samantha Stone was given a suspended
> > sentence as the judge felt she didn't realize what she was doing, until she
> > tried to poison her mother using the same method one month later.
> >
> > David Danil, 17 years old, was killed by his girl friend after he attempted
> > to have his way with her. His unwelcome advance was met with a
> > double-barrelled shotgun. Charla's (the girlfriends') father had given it
> > to her an hour before the date started, just in case.
> >
> > Javier Halos, 27 years old, was killed by his landlord for failing to pay
> > his rent for 8 years. The landlord, Kirk Weston, clubbed the victim to
> > death with a toilet seat after he realized just how long it had been since
> > Mr Halos paid his rent.
> >
> > Megan Fry, 44 years old, is killed by 14 state troopers after she wandered
> > onto a live firing, fake town, simulation. Seeing all the troopers walking
> > slowly down the street Megan Fry had jumped out in front of them and yelled
> > Boo! The troopers, thinking she was a pop up target, fired 67 shots between
> > them, over 40 of them hitting the target. She just looked like a very real
> > looking target, one of the troopers stated in his report.
> >
> > Julia Smeeth, 20 years old, was killed by her brother Michael because she
> > talked on the phone too long, Michael clubbed his sister to death with a
> > cordless phone, then stabbed her several times with the broken aerial.
> >
> > Helena Simms, Wife to the famous American nuclear scientist Harold Simms
> > was killed by her husband after she had an affair with the neighbour.Over
> > a period of 3 months Harolds ubstituted Helena's eye shadow with a Uranium
> > composite that was highly radioactive, until she died of radiation
> > poisoning. Although she suffered many symptoms, including total hair loss,
> > skin welts, blindness, extreme nausea and even had an ear lobe drop off,
> > the victim never attended a doctor's surgery or hospital for a check up.
> >
> > Military Sergeant John Joe Winter killed his two timing wife by loading her
> > car with Trintynitrate explosive (similar to C4). The Ford Taurus she was
> > driving was filled with 750 kgs of explosive, forming a force twice as
> > powerful as the Oklahoma Bombing. The explosion was heard by several
> > persons some up to 14 kilometers away. No trace of the car or the victim
> > were ever found, only a 55 meter deep crater, and 500m of missing road.
> >
> > Patty Winter, 35 years old, was killed by her neighbour in the early hours
> > of a Sunday morning. Her neighbour, Falt Hame, for years had mounted F6
> > phantom jet engine in his rear yard. He would fire the jet engine, aimed at
> > an empty block at the back of his property. Patty Winter would constantly
> > complain to the local sheriff's officers about the noise and the potential
> > risk of fire. Mr Hame was served with a notice to remove the engine
> > immediately. Not liking this he invited Miss Winter over for a cup of
> > coffee and a chat about the whole situation. What Winter didn't know as
> > that he had changed the position of the engine, as she walked into the yard
> > he activated it,h itting her with a blast of 5,000 degrees, killing her
> > instatantly, and forever burning her outline into the driveway.
> >
> > Michael Lewis, angry at his gay boyfriend, used the movie, "Die Hard
> > With a Vengeance" as inspiration. He drugged his boyfriend, Tony Berry, into an
> > almost catatonic state. Then dressed him only in a double sided white board
> > that read Death to all Niggers! on one side, and God Loves the KKK on the
> > other. Lewis then drove the victim to downtown Harlem and dropped him off.
> > Two minutes later Berry was deceased.
> >
> > Conrad Middleton, 26 years old, was killed by his twin brother Brian
> > after a disagreement over who should take the family home after their parents'
> > passed away. Conrad had a nasal problem, and had no sense of smell. After
> > the argument Brian stormed out of the house, then snuck back later, and
> > turned on the 3 gas taps in the house, filling it with gas. He then left
> > out a box of cigars, a lighter and a note saying, sorry for the spree, have
> > puff on me, Brian. Conrad promptly lit a cigar, destroying the house, and
> > himself in the process.
[Edited on 17-04-2003 by B4RVO]
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